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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    LuFins Dad
    wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 20:01 last edited by
    #380

    Did you know that NASA dropped Tang in favor of a new official drink?

    Yep... They moved to Ocean Spray.

    They only picked Ocean Spray because they couldn't get 7-Up.

    The Brad

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      George K
      wrote on 1 Feb 2022, 21:06 last edited by
      #381

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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 2 Feb 2022, 00:29 last edited by
        #382

        Say what you want about pedophiles, at least they slow down in school zones.

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 2 Feb 2022, 01:51 last edited by
          #383

          Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

          It never gets old.

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            Catseye3
            wrote on 3 Feb 2022, 17:32 last edited by Catseye3 2 Mar 2022, 17:34
            #384

            Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 00:09 last edited by jon-nyc 2 Apr 2022, 00:09
              #385

              HR rep: I have 3 openings.

              Candidate: I’ll take anal.

              HR rep:

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                3 Feb 2022, 17:32

                Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

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                George K
                wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 00:10 last edited by
                #386

                @catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

                And how.

                If it weren't for his purity score, I'd be shocked.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  xenon
                  wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 01:40 last edited by
                  #387

                  What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

                  Names.

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                    bachophile
                    wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 15:37 last edited by
                    #388

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                      George K
                      wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 16:37 last edited by
                      #389

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        xenon
                        wrote on 5 Feb 2022, 06:18 last edited by xenon 2 May 2022, 06:19
                        #390

                        My girlfriend says having a small penis isn’t a big deal.

                        I dunno if I can get over it… I kinda wish she didn’t have one at all.

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                          Improviso
                          wrote on 5 Feb 2022, 13:17 last edited by
                          #391

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                          We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                          Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 5 Feb 2022, 13:24 last edited by
                            #392

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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 6 Feb 2022, 17:35 last edited by
                              #393

                              Doctor: I have good news and bad news about your baby

                              Parents: Let’s start with the good news

                              Doctor: He’ll be able to park wherever he wants.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                Improviso
                                wrote on 7 Feb 2022, 14:35 last edited by
                                #394

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                                We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                  mark
                                  wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 04:35 last edited by
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                                    Copper
                                    wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 17:07 last edited by
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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 18:40 last edited by
                                      #397

                                      Lol

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 19:00 last edited by
                                        #398

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                          Catseye3
                                          wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 19:07 last edited by
                                          #399

                                          Oh yeah, nuthin' wrong there.

                                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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