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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • LuFins DadL Offline
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    LuFins Dad
    wrote on last edited by
    #379

    What was the last thing to go through McCauliffe's mind before she died?

    The armrest of the seat in front of hers.

    The Brad

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    • LuFins DadL Offline
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      LuFins Dad
      wrote on last edited by
      #380

      Did you know that NASA dropped Tang in favor of a new official drink?

      Yep... They moved to Ocean Spray.

      They only picked Ocean Spray because they couldn't get 7-Up.

      The Brad

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      • George KG Offline
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        George K
        wrote on last edited by
        #381

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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • jon-nycJ Offline
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          jon-nyc
          wrote on last edited by
          #382

          Say what you want about pedophiles, at least they slow down in school zones.

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          • jon-nycJ Offline
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            jon-nyc
            wrote on last edited by
            #383

            Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

            It never gets old.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • Catseye3C Offline
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              Catseye3
              wrote on last edited by Catseye3
              #384

              Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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              • jon-nycJ Offline
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                jon-nyc
                wrote on last edited by jon-nyc
                #385

                HR rep: I have 3 openings.

                Candidate: I’ll take anal.

                HR rep:

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                • Catseye3C Catseye3

                  Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

                  George KG Offline
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                  George K
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #386

                  @catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

                  And how.

                  If it weren't for his purity score, I'd be shocked.

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    xenon
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #387

                    What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

                    Names.

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                      bachophile
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #388

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                      • George KG Offline
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                        George K
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #389

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • X Offline
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                          xenon
                          wrote on last edited by xenon
                          #390

                          My girlfriend says having a small penis isn’t a big deal.

                          I dunno if I can get over it… I kinda wish she didn’t have one at all.

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                          • ImprovisoI Offline
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                            Improviso
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #391

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                            We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                            Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                            • George KG Offline
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                              George K
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #392

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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #393

                                Doctor: I have good news and bad news about your baby

                                Parents: Let’s start with the good news

                                Doctor: He’ll be able to park wherever he wants.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                • ImprovisoI Offline
                                  ImprovisoI Offline
                                  Improviso
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #394

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                                  We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                  Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                    mark
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                                    #395

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                                      Copper
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                                      #396

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                                      • jon-nycJ Offline
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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #397

                                        Lol

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #398

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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