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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • LuFins DadL Offline
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    LuFins Dad
    wrote on last edited by LuFins Dad
    #378

    How many Astronauts can you fit in a Volkswagon Beetle?

    1. 2 in the front seat, 1 in the back, and 7 in the ashtray.

    The Brad

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    • LuFins DadL Offline
      LuFins DadL Offline
      LuFins Dad
      wrote on last edited by
      #379

      What was the last thing to go through McCauliffe's mind before she died?

      The armrest of the seat in front of hers.

      The Brad

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      • LuFins DadL Offline
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        LuFins Dad
        wrote on last edited by
        #380

        Did you know that NASA dropped Tang in favor of a new official drink?

        Yep... They moved to Ocean Spray.

        They only picked Ocean Spray because they couldn't get 7-Up.

        The Brad

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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
          wrote on last edited by
          #381

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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • jon-nycJ Offline
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            jon-nyc
            wrote on last edited by
            #382

            Say what you want about pedophiles, at least they slow down in school zones.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • jon-nycJ Offline
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              jon-nyc
              wrote on last edited by
              #383

              Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

              It never gets old.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • Catseye3C Offline
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                Catseye3
                wrote on last edited by Catseye3
                #384

                Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

                George KG 1 Reply Last reply
                • jon-nycJ Offline
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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on last edited by jon-nyc
                  #385

                  HR rep: I have 3 openings.

                  Candidate: I’ll take anal.

                  HR rep:

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • Catseye3C Catseye3

                    Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

                    George KG Offline
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                    George K
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #386

                    @catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

                    And how.

                    If it weren't for his purity score, I'd be shocked.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      xenon
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #387

                      What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

                      Names.

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                        bachophile
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                        #388

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                        • George KG Offline
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                          George K
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #389

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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          • X Offline
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                            xenon
                            wrote on last edited by xenon
                            #390

                            My girlfriend says having a small penis isn’t a big deal.

                            I dunno if I can get over it… I kinda wish she didn’t have one at all.

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                            • ImprovisoI Offline
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                              Improviso
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #391

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                              We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                              Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                George K
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #392

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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #393

                                  Doctor: I have good news and bad news about your baby

                                  Parents: Let’s start with the good news

                                  Doctor: He’ll be able to park wherever he wants.

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    ImprovisoI Offline
                                    Improviso
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #394

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                                    We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                    Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                      mark
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                                        Copper
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                                        #396

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                                        • jon-nycJ Offline
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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #397

                                          Lol

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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