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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
    wrote on last edited by
    #376

    What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

    You only need one nail to hang the picture up.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • LuFins DadL Offline
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      LuFins Dad
      wrote on last edited by
      #377

      Where did Christa McCauliffe spend her spring break?

      All over Florida.

      The Brad

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      • LuFins DadL Offline
        LuFins DadL Offline
        LuFins Dad
        wrote on last edited by LuFins Dad
        #378

        How many Astronauts can you fit in a Volkswagon Beetle?

        1. 2 in the front seat, 1 in the back, and 7 in the ashtray.

        The Brad

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        • LuFins DadL Offline
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          LuFins Dad
          wrote on last edited by
          #379

          What was the last thing to go through McCauliffe's mind before she died?

          The armrest of the seat in front of hers.

          The Brad

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          • LuFins DadL Offline
            LuFins DadL Offline
            LuFins Dad
            wrote on last edited by
            #380

            Did you know that NASA dropped Tang in favor of a new official drink?

            Yep... They moved to Ocean Spray.

            They only picked Ocean Spray because they couldn't get 7-Up.

            The Brad

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            • George KG Offline
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              George K
              wrote on last edited by
              #381

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • jon-nycJ Online
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                jon-nyc
                wrote on last edited by
                #382

                Say what you want about pedophiles, at least they slow down in school zones.

                You were warned.

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                • jon-nycJ Online
                  jon-nycJ Online
                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #383

                  Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

                  It never gets old.

                  You were warned.

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                  • Catseye3C Offline
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                    Catseye3
                    wrote on last edited by Catseye3
                    #384

                    Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                    • jon-nycJ Online
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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on last edited by jon-nyc
                      #385

                      HR rep: I have 3 openings.

                      Candidate: I’ll take anal.

                      HR rep:

                      You were warned.

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                      • Catseye3C Catseye3

                        Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

                        George KG Offline
                        George KG Offline
                        George K
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #386

                        @catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

                        And how.

                        If it weren't for his purity score, I'd be shocked.

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • X Offline
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                          xenon
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #387

                          What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

                          Names.

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                            bachophile
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #388

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                            • George KG Offline
                              George KG Offline
                              George K
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #389

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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              • X Offline
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                                xenon
                                wrote on last edited by xenon
                                #390

                                My girlfriend says having a small penis isn’t a big deal.

                                I dunno if I can get over it… I kinda wish she didn’t have one at all.

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                                  Improviso
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #391

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                                  We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                  Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                  • George KG Offline
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                                    George K
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #392

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    • jon-nycJ Online
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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #393

                                      Doctor: I have good news and bad news about your baby

                                      Parents: Let’s start with the good news

                                      Doctor: He’ll be able to park wherever he wants.

                                      You were warned.

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                                      • ImprovisoI Offline
                                        ImprovisoI Offline
                                        Improviso
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #394

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                                        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                          mark
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                                          #395

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