The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
-
I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.
My mom always told me it should be with someone special.
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.
My mom always told me it should be with someone special.
This guy and his wife are getting ready to go to a dinner party, they're running late and the wife just can't make up her mind as to which dress to wear. She says "I'm so frazzled I don't know whether I'm coming or going.."
Her husband says "you must be going.., because when you're coming you look like a Downs Syndrome kid trying to whistle...,"
-
I bought a gravy boat at a garage sale….
-
Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.
He had the holes whirled in his hands.
-
Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.
He had the holes whirled in his hands.
-
Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”
-
Where did Christa McCauliffe spend her spring break?
All over Florida.
-
How many Astronauts can you fit in a Volkswagon Beetle?
- 2 in the front seat, 1 in the back, and 7 in the ashtray.
-
What was the last thing to go through McCauliffe's mind before she died?
The armrest of the seat in front of hers.
-
Did you know that NASA dropped Tang in favor of a new official drink?
Yep... They moved to Ocean Spray.
They only picked Ocean Spray because they couldn't get 7-Up.
Hello! It looks like you're interested in this conversation, but you don't have an account yet.
Getting fed up of having to scroll through the same posts each visit? When you register for an account, you'll always come back to exactly where you were before, and choose to be notified of new replies (either via email, or push notification). You'll also be able to save bookmarks and upvote posts to show your appreciation to other community members.
With your input, this post could be even better 💗
Register Login