The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[George K]

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail to hang the picture up.

[LuFins Dad]

Where did Christa McCauliffe spend her spring break?

All over Florida.

[LuFins Dad]

How many Astronauts can you fit in a Volkswagon Beetle?

11. 2 in the front seat, 1 in the back, and 7 in the ashtray.

[LuFins Dad]

What was the last thing to go through McCauliffe's mind before she died?

The armrest of the seat in front of hers.

[LuFins Dad]

Did you know that NASA dropped Tang in favor of a new official drink?

Yep... They moved to Ocean Spray.

They only picked Ocean Spray because they couldn't get 7-Up.

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

Say what you want about pedophiles, at least they slow down in school zones.

[jon-nyc]

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It never gets old.

[Catseye3]

Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it.

[jon-nyc]

HR rep: I have 3 openings.

Candidate: I’ll take anal.

HR rep:

[George K]

@catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it.

And how.

If it weren't for his purity score, I'd be shocked.

[xenon]

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

[bachophile]

[George K]

[xenon]

My girlfriend says having a small penis isn’t a big deal.

I dunno if I can get over it… I kinda wish she didn’t have one at all.

[Improviso]

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

Doctor: I have good news and bad news about your baby

Parents: Let’s start with the good news

Doctor: He’ll be able to park wherever he wants.

[Improviso]

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