The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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I bought a gravy boat at a garage sale….
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Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”
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Where did Christa McCauliffe spend her spring break?
All over Florida.
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How many Astronauts can you fit in a Volkswagon Beetle?
- 2 in the front seat, 1 in the back, and 7 in the ashtray.
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What was the last thing to go through McCauliffe's mind before she died?
The armrest of the seat in front of hers.
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Did you know that NASA dropped Tang in favor of a new official drink?
Yep... They moved to Ocean Spray.
They only picked Ocean Spray because they couldn't get 7-Up.
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Say what you want about pedophiles, at least they slow down in school zones.
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Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
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HR rep: I have 3 openings.
Candidate: I’ll take anal.
HR rep: