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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
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    #362

    What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

    I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • jon-nycJ Offline
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      jon-nyc
      wrote on last edited by
      #363

      What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s?

      You get to meet new people every day.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

        What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

        I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

        George KG Offline
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        George K
        wrote on last edited by
        #364

        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

        I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

        😲

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
          wrote on last edited by
          #365

          I FOUND IT!!!

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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • George KG Offline
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            George K
            wrote on last edited by
            #366

            image.jpeg

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

              I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

              My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

              LarryL Offline
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              Larry
              wrote on last edited by
              #367

              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

              My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

              This guy and his wife are getting ready to go to a dinner party, they're running late and the wife just can't make up her mind as to which dress to wear. She says "I'm so frazzled I don't know whether I'm coming or going.."

              Her husband says "you must be going.., because when you're coming you look like a Downs Syndrome kid trying to whistle...,"

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              • George KG George K

                I FOUND IT!!!

                g spot.jpg

                ImprovisoI Offline
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                Improviso
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                #368

                @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                I FOUND IT!!!

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                We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                  Ivorythumper
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #369

                  I bought a gravy boat at a garage sale…. 5006A6A3-9B3F-45A2-A721-DFC8B805AA51.jpeg

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                  • George KG Offline
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                    George K
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #370

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                    1 Reply Last reply
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                      Nunatax
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                      #371

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                      • George KG Offline
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                        George K
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #372

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • George KG Offline
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                          George K
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #373

                          Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.

                          He had the holes whirled in his hands.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          • George KG George K

                            Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.

                            He had the holes whirled in his hands.

                            jon-nycJ Offline
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                            jon-nyc
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                            @george-k

                            Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                            ImprovisoI 1 Reply Last reply
                            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                              @george-k

                              Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

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                              Improviso
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                              #375

                              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

                              buddy_christ.jpg

                              We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                              Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                              • George KG Offline
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                                George K
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                                What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

                                You only need one nail to hang the picture up.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  LuFins Dad
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                                  Where did Christa McCauliffe spend her spring break?

                                  All over Florida.

                                  The Brad

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                                    #378

                                    How many Astronauts can you fit in a Volkswagon Beetle?

                                    1. 2 in the front seat, 1 in the back, and 7 in the ashtray.

                                    The Brad

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                                      LuFins Dad
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #379

                                      What was the last thing to go through McCauliffe's mind before she died?

                                      The armrest of the seat in front of hers.

                                      The Brad

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                                      • LuFins DadL Offline
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                                        LuFins Dad
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                                        #380

                                        Did you know that NASA dropped Tang in favor of a new official drink?

                                        Yep... They moved to Ocean Spray.

                                        They only picked Ocean Spray because they couldn't get 7-Up.

                                        The Brad

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on last edited by
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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