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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

    I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

    My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

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    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

    My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

    This guy and his wife are getting ready to go to a dinner party, they're running late and the wife just can't make up her mind as to which dress to wear. She says "I'm so frazzled I don't know whether I'm coming or going.."

    Her husband says "you must be going.., because when you're coming you look like a Downs Syndrome kid trying to whistle...,"

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    • George KG George K

      I FOUND IT!!!

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      @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      I FOUND IT!!!

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      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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        #369

        I bought a gravy boat at a garage sale…. 5006A6A3-9B3F-45A2-A721-DFC8B805AA51.jpeg

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        • George KG Offline
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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • George KG Offline
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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • George KG Offline
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                Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.

                He had the holes whirled in his hands.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • George KG George K

                  Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.

                  He had the holes whirled in his hands.

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                  #374

                  @george-k

                  Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                    @george-k

                    Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

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                    #375

                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

                    buddy_christ.jpg

                    We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                    Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                      What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

                      You only need one nail to hang the picture up.

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        #377

                        Where did Christa McCauliffe spend her spring break?

                        All over Florida.

                        The Brad

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                          #378

                          How many Astronauts can you fit in a Volkswagon Beetle?

                          1. 2 in the front seat, 1 in the back, and 7 in the ashtray.

                          The Brad

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                            What was the last thing to go through McCauliffe's mind before she died?

                            The armrest of the seat in front of hers.

                            The Brad

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                              Did you know that NASA dropped Tang in favor of a new official drink?

                              Yep... They moved to Ocean Spray.

                              They only picked Ocean Spray because they couldn't get 7-Up.

                              The Brad

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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  Say what you want about pedophiles, at least they slow down in school zones.

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

                                    It never gets old.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      #384

                                      Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

                                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                        #385

                                        HR rep: I have 3 openings.

                                        Candidate: I’ll take anal.

                                        HR rep:

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        • Catseye3C Catseye3

                                          Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

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                                          @catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

                                          And how.

                                          If it weren't for his purity score, I'd be shocked.

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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