The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 13:16 last edited by
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I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.
My mom always told me it should be with someone special.
wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 14:29 last edited by@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.
My mom always told me it should be with someone special.
This guy and his wife are getting ready to go to a dinner party, they're running late and the wife just can't make up her mind as to which dress to wear. She says "I'm so frazzled I don't know whether I'm coming or going.."
Her husband says "you must be going.., because when you're coming you look like a Downs Syndrome kid trying to whistle...,"
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wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 14:57 last edited by
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wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 21:41 last edited by
I bought a gravy boat at a garage sale….
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wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 14:11 last edited by
Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.
He had the holes whirled in his hands.
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Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.
He had the holes whirled in his hands.
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Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”
wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 14:17 last edited by Improviso@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”
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wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 14:50 last edited by
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You only need one nail to hang the picture up.
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wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 16:13 last edited by
Where did Christa McCauliffe spend her spring break?
All over Florida.
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wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 19:55 last edited by LuFins Dad
How many Astronauts can you fit in a Volkswagon Beetle?
- 2 in the front seat, 1 in the back, and 7 in the ashtray.
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wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 19:57 last edited by
What was the last thing to go through McCauliffe's mind before she died?
The armrest of the seat in front of hers.
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wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 20:01 last edited by
Did you know that NASA dropped Tang in favor of a new official drink?
Yep... They moved to Ocean Spray.
They only picked Ocean Spray because they couldn't get 7-Up.
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Say what you want about pedophiles, at least they slow down in school zones.
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wrote on 2 Feb 2022, 01:51 last edited by
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
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wrote on 3 Feb 2022, 17:32 last edited by Catseye3 2 Mar 2022, 17:34
Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it.
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wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 00:09 last edited by jon-nyc 2 Apr 2022, 00:09
HR rep: I have 3 openings.
Candidate: I’ll take anal.
HR rep:
