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    George K
    wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 13:16 last edited by
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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      29 Jan 2022, 01:59

      I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

      My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

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      Larry
      wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 14:29 last edited by
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      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

      My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

      This guy and his wife are getting ready to go to a dinner party, they're running late and the wife just can't make up her mind as to which dress to wear. She says "I'm so frazzled I don't know whether I'm coming or going.."

      Her husband says "you must be going.., because when you're coming you look like a Downs Syndrome kid trying to whistle...,"

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      • G George K
        29 Jan 2022, 13:15

        I FOUND IT!!!

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        Improviso
        wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 14:57 last edited by
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        @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        I FOUND IT!!!

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        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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          Ivorythumper
          wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 21:41 last edited by
          #369

          I bought a gravy boat at a garage sale…. 5006A6A3-9B3F-45A2-A721-DFC8B805AA51.jpeg

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            George K
            wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 21:57 last edited by
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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              Nunatax
              wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 22:25 last edited by
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                George K
                wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 02:09 last edited by
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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 14:11 last edited by
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                  Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.

                  He had the holes whirled in his hands.

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • G George K
                    31 Jan 2022, 14:11

                    Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.

                    He had the holes whirled in his hands.

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 14:12 last edited by
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                    @george-k

                    Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

                    You were warned.

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                    • J jon-nyc
                      31 Jan 2022, 14:12

                      @george-k

                      Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

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                      Improviso
                      wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 14:17 last edited by Improviso
                      #375

                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

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                      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 14:50 last edited by
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                        What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

                        You only need one nail to hang the picture up.

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          LuFins Dad
                          wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 16:13 last edited by
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                          Where did Christa McCauliffe spend her spring break?

                          All over Florida.

                          The Brad

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                            LuFins Dad
                            wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 19:55 last edited by LuFins Dad
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                            How many Astronauts can you fit in a Volkswagon Beetle?

                            1. 2 in the front seat, 1 in the back, and 7 in the ashtray.

                            The Brad

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                              LuFins Dad
                              wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 19:57 last edited by
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                              What was the last thing to go through McCauliffe's mind before she died?

                              The armrest of the seat in front of hers.

                              The Brad

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                                LuFins Dad
                                wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 20:01 last edited by
                                #380

                                Did you know that NASA dropped Tang in favor of a new official drink?

                                Yep... They moved to Ocean Spray.

                                They only picked Ocean Spray because they couldn't get 7-Up.

                                The Brad

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 1 Feb 2022, 21:06 last edited by
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 2 Feb 2022, 00:29 last edited by
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                                    Say what you want about pedophiles, at least they slow down in school zones.

                                    You were warned.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 2 Feb 2022, 01:51 last edited by
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                                      Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

                                      It never gets old.

                                      You were warned.

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                                        Catseye3
                                        wrote on 3 Feb 2022, 17:32 last edited by Catseye3 2 Mar 2022, 17:34
                                        #384

                                        Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

                                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 00:09 last edited by jon-nyc 2 Apr 2022, 00:09
                                          #385

                                          HR rep: I have 3 openings.

                                          Candidate: I’ll take anal.

                                          HR rep:

                                          You were warned.

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