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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • George KG Offline
    George KG Offline
    George K
    wrote on last edited by
    #365

    I FOUND IT!!!

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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • George KG Offline
      George KG Offline
      George K
      wrote on last edited by
      #366

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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

        I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

        My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

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        Larry
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        #367

        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

        My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

        This guy and his wife are getting ready to go to a dinner party, they're running late and the wife just can't make up her mind as to which dress to wear. She says "I'm so frazzled I don't know whether I'm coming or going.."

        Her husband says "you must be going.., because when you're coming you look like a Downs Syndrome kid trying to whistle...,"

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        • George KG George K

          I FOUND IT!!!

          g spot.jpg

          ImprovisoI Offline
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          Improviso
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          #368

          @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          I FOUND IT!!!

          g spot.jpg

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          We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
          Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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          • IvorythumperI Offline
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            Ivorythumper
            wrote on last edited by
            #369

            I bought a gravy boat at a garage sale…. 5006A6A3-9B3F-45A2-A721-DFC8B805AA51.jpeg

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            • George KG Offline
              George KG Offline
              George K
              wrote on last edited by
              #370

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • NunataxN Offline
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                Nunatax
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                #371

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                • George KG Offline
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                  George K
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #372

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • George KG Offline
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                    George K
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                    #373

                    Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.

                    He had the holes whirled in his hands.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • George KG George K

                      Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.

                      He had the holes whirled in his hands.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #374

                      @george-k

                      Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                        @george-k

                        Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

                        ImprovisoI Offline
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                        Improviso
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                        #375

                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

                        buddy_christ.jpg

                        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                        • George KG Offline
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                          George K
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #376

                          What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

                          You only need one nail to hang the picture up.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          • LuFins DadL Offline
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                            LuFins Dad
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #377

                            Where did Christa McCauliffe spend her spring break?

                            All over Florida.

                            The Brad

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                              LuFins Dad
                              wrote on last edited by LuFins Dad
                              #378

                              How many Astronauts can you fit in a Volkswagon Beetle?

                              1. 2 in the front seat, 1 in the back, and 7 in the ashtray.

                              The Brad

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                                LuFins Dad
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                                What was the last thing to go through McCauliffe's mind before she died?

                                The armrest of the seat in front of hers.

                                The Brad

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                                  LuFins Dad
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #380

                                  Did you know that NASA dropped Tang in favor of a new official drink?

                                  Yep... They moved to Ocean Spray.

                                  They only picked Ocean Spray because they couldn't get 7-Up.

                                  The Brad

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                                  • George KG Offline
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                                    George K
                                    wrote on last edited by
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      jon-nyc
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                                      #382

                                      Say what you want about pedophiles, at least they slow down in school zones.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        jon-nyc
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                                        #383

                                        Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

                                        It never gets old.

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                          #384

                                          Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

                                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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