The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[jon-nyc]

What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s?

You get to meet new people every day.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

[George K]

I FOUND IT!!!

[George K]

[Larry]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

This guy and his wife are getting ready to go to a dinner party, they're running late and the wife just can't make up her mind as to which dress to wear. She says "I'm so frazzled I don't know whether I'm coming or going.."

Her husband says "you must be going.., because when you're coming you look like a Downs Syndrome kid trying to whistle...,"

[Improviso]

@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I FOUND IT!!!

[Ivorythumper]

I bought a gravy boat at a garage sale….

[George K]

[Nunatax]

[George K]

[George K]

Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.

He had the holes whirled in his hands.

[jon-nyc]

@george-k

Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

[Improviso]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

[George K]

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail to hang the picture up.

[LuFins Dad]

Where did Christa McCauliffe spend her spring break?

All over Florida.

[LuFins Dad]

How many Astronauts can you fit in a Volkswagon Beetle?

11. 2 in the front seat, 1 in the back, and 7 in the ashtray.

[LuFins Dad]

What was the last thing to go through McCauliffe's mind before she died?

The armrest of the seat in front of hers.

[LuFins Dad]

Did you know that NASA dropped Tang in favor of a new official drink?

Yep... They moved to Ocean Spray.

They only picked Ocean Spray because they couldn't get 7-Up.

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

Say what you want about pedophiles, at least they slow down in school zones.