The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.
My mom always told me it should be with someone special.
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What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?
I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
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What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s?
You get to meet new people every day.
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.
My mom always told me it should be with someone special.
This guy and his wife are getting ready to go to a dinner party, they're running late and the wife just can't make up her mind as to which dress to wear. She says "I'm so frazzled I don't know whether I'm coming or going.."
Her husband says "you must be going.., because when you're coming you look like a Downs Syndrome kid trying to whistle...,"
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I bought a gravy boat at a garage sale….
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”
It’s always something.
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Where did Christa McCauliffe spend her spring break?
All over Florida.
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How many Astronauts can you fit in a Volkswagon Beetle?
- 2 in the front seat, 1 in the back, and 7 in the ashtray.
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What was the last thing to go through McCauliffe's mind before she died?
The armrest of the seat in front of hers.
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Did you know that NASA dropped Tang in favor of a new official drink?
Yep... They moved to Ocean Spray.
They only picked Ocean Spray because they couldn't get 7-Up.
