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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    Larry
    wrote on 19 Jun 2020, 21:24 last edited by
    #24

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 27 Jul 2020, 21:13 last edited by
      #25

      Why did the police go to the protests early?

      To beat the crowds.

      Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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        Catseye3
        wrote on 27 Jul 2020, 21:35 last edited by
        #26

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        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 14 Aug 2020, 22:17 last edited by
          #27

          Sometimes you can sense when a friend wants to take things further.

          One time things started to get hot and heavy with my best friend. Suddenly I started thinking, "I don't know if this is a good idea, you're not even allowed on the couch".

          Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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            Mik
            wrote on 14 Aug 2020, 22:36 last edited by
            #28

            😆

            "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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              George K
              wrote on 22 Aug 2020, 11:25 last edited by
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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                George K
                wrote on 26 Aug 2020, 11:16 last edited by
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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 14 Sept 2020, 20:58 last edited by
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                    Larry
                    wrote on 15 Sept 2020, 00:24 last edited by Larry
                    #32

                    If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

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                      Copper
                      wrote on 15 Sept 2020, 00:44 last edited by
                      #33

                      These last few posts are really funny

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                      • L Larry
                        15 Sept 2020, 00:24

                        If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

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                        Mik
                        wrote on 15 Sept 2020, 02:07 last edited by
                        #34

                        @Larry said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

                        😆

                        "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 25 Sept 2020, 15:48 last edited by
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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 2 Oct 2020, 20:45 last edited by
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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 2 Oct 2020, 20:46 last edited by
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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 3 Oct 2020, 14:45 last edited by
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                                  Rainman
                                  wrote on 3 Oct 2020, 21:16 last edited by
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                                  You've convinced me, Jon.
                                  I want to be like you.

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 9 Oct 2020, 23:18 last edited by
                                    #40

                                    As soon as I was sent to jail I got thrown over a table and fucked in the arse for almost an hour.

                                    All I kept thinking was Uncle Bryan takes Monopoly far too seriously.

                                    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 10 Oct 2020, 21:53 last edited by
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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 14:13 last edited by
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                                          Larry
                                          wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 19:41 last edited by
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                                          Hahahahaha

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