Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse

The New Coffee Room

  1. TNCR
  2. General Discussion
  3. The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved General Discussion
1.7k Posts 29 Posters 174.6k Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • L Offline
    L Offline
    Larry
    wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 16:49 last edited by
    #310

    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    1BB44F56-1564-48C6-AA80-CF6A91B94349.jpeg

    5l8q2.jpg

    1 Reply Last reply
    • I Offline
      I Offline
      Improviso
      wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 17:14 last edited by
      #311

      clue.jpg

      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

      G L 2 Replies Last reply 14 Jan 2022, 17:15
      • I Improviso
        14 Jan 2022, 17:14

        clue.jpg

        G Offline
        G Offline
        George K
        wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 17:15 last edited by
        #312

        @improviso I'd like to buy a vowel...

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

        1 Reply Last reply
        • I Improviso
          14 Jan 2022, 17:14

          clue.jpg

          L Offline
          L Offline
          Larry
          wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 21:13 last edited by
          #313

          @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          clue.jpg

          1498548113810111664funny-ugly-men.med.png

          1 Reply Last reply
          • G Offline
            G Offline
            George K
            wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 12:38 last edited by
            #314

            IMG_1066.JPG

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

            1 Reply Last reply
            • G Offline
              G Offline
              George K
              wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 12:39 last edited by
              #315

              IMG_1067.JPG

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

              L 1 Reply Last reply 15 Jan 2022, 13:19
              • G George K
                15 Jan 2022, 12:39

                IMG_1067.JPG

                L Offline
                L Offline
                Larry
                wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:19 last edited by
                #316

                @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                IMG_1067.JPG

                I've heard that one before.........

                J 1 Reply Last reply 15 Jan 2022, 13:21
                • L Larry
                  15 Jan 2022, 13:19

                  @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  IMG_1067.JPG

                  I've heard that one before.........

                  J Offline
                  J Offline
                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:21 last edited by
                  #317

                  @larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  IMG_1067.JPG

                  I've heard that one before.........

                  Not me. I only have a son. 🤣

                  "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                  -Cormac McCarthy

                  L 1 Reply Last reply 15 Jan 2022, 13:23
                  • J jon-nyc
                    15 Jan 2022, 13:21

                    @larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    IMG_1067.JPG

                    I've heard that one before.........

                    Not me. I only have a son. 🤣

                    L Offline
                    L Offline
                    Larry
                    wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:23 last edited by
                    #318

                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    @larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    IMG_1067.JPG

                    I've heard that one before.........

                    Not me. I only have a son. 🤣

                    No, I mean the first line. I've never apologized though....

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    • J Offline
                      J Offline
                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:24 last edited by
                      #319

                      I know, I was just poking fun.

                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                      -Cormac McCarthy

                      L 1 Reply Last reply 15 Jan 2022, 13:32
                      • M Offline
                        M Offline
                        Mik
                        wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:28 last edited by
                        #320

                        Well, you're always poking something, the both of you.

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        • J jon-nyc
                          15 Jan 2022, 13:24

                          I know, I was just poking fun.

                          L Offline
                          L Offline
                          Larry
                          wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:32 last edited by
                          #321

                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          I know, I was just poking fun.

                          I don't remember if any of them was named Fun..... but you can't expect me to remember them all..

                          After all.... it was so long ago........

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          • J Offline
                            J Offline
                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 02:05 last edited by
                            #322

                            5B440AEF-2980-4E3C-BF39-98459D2F4F96.jpeg

                            "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                            -Cormac McCarthy

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            • J Offline
                              J Offline
                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 02:57 last edited by
                              #323

                              Why did the sperm cross the road?

                              Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

                              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                              -Cormac McCarthy

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              • J Offline
                                J Offline
                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 02:59 last edited by
                                #324

                                Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                -Cormac McCarthy

                                L T 2 Replies Last reply 17 Jan 2022, 03:06
                                • J jon-nyc
                                  17 Jan 2022, 02:59

                                  Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                  And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                  L Offline
                                  L Offline
                                  LuFins Dad
                                  wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 03:06 last edited by
                                  #325

                                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                  And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                  Why did Helen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff? You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

                                  The Brad

                                  C 1 Reply Last reply 28 Jan 2022, 18:01
                                  • L Offline
                                    L Offline
                                    LuFins Dad
                                    wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 03:14 last edited by
                                    #326

                                    Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

                                    Because his wife died.

                                    The Brad

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    • J Offline
                                      J Offline
                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 18 Jan 2022, 23:43 last edited by
                                      #327

                                      Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                                      Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                      -Cormac McCarthy

                                      G 1 Reply Last reply 18 Jan 2022, 23:51
                                      • J jon-nyc
                                        18 Jan 2022, 23:43

                                        Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                                        Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                                        G Offline
                                        G Offline
                                        George K
                                        wrote on 18 Jan 2022, 23:51 last edited by
                                        #328

                                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                                        Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                                        Necrophilia is dead boring...

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                                        X 1 Reply Last reply 19 Jan 2022, 03:06
                                        • G Offline
                                          G Offline
                                          George K
                                          wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 00:54 last edited by
                                          #329

                                          Screen Shot 2022-01-18 at 6.52.50 PM.png

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes

                                          319/1685

                                          15 Jan 2022, 13:24

                                          topic:navigator.unread, 1366

                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          319 out of 1685
                                          • First post
                                            319/1685
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups