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    Mik
    wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 03:24 last edited by
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    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 16:39 last edited by
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      Only non-witches get due process.

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        Larry
        wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 16:49 last edited by
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        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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          Improviso
          wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 17:14 last edited by
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          We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
          Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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            George K
            wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 17:15 last edited by
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            @improviso I'd like to buy a vowel...

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              Larry
              wrote on 14 Jan 2022, 21:13 last edited by
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              @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                George K
                wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 12:38 last edited by
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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 12:39 last edited by
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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    Larry
                    wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:19 last edited by
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                    @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                    I've heard that one before.........

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                    • L Larry
                      15 Jan 2022, 13:19

                      @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                      I've heard that one before.........

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:21 last edited by
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                      @larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                      I've heard that one before.........

                      Not me. I only have a son. 🤣

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • J jon-nyc
                        15 Jan 2022, 13:21

                        @larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                        I've heard that one before.........

                        Not me. I only have a son. 🤣

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                        Larry
                        wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:23 last edited by
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                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        @larry said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                        I've heard that one before.........

                        Not me. I only have a son. 🤣

                        No, I mean the first line. I've never apologized though....

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:24 last edited by
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                          I know, I was just poking fun.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            Mik
                            wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:28 last edited by
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                            Well, you're always poking something, the both of you.

                            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                              15 Jan 2022, 13:24

                              I know, I was just poking fun.

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                              Larry
                              wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:32 last edited by
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                              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              I know, I was just poking fun.

                              I don't remember if any of them was named Fun..... but you can't expect me to remember them all..

                              After all.... it was so long ago........

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 02:05 last edited by
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                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 02:57 last edited by
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                                  Why did the sperm cross the road?

                                  Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 02:59 last edited by
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                                    Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                    And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      17 Jan 2022, 02:59

                                      Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                      And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

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                                      LuFins Dad
                                      wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 03:06 last edited by
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                                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                      And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                      Why did Helen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff? You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

                                      The Brad

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                                        LuFins Dad
                                        wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 03:14 last edited by
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                                        Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

                                        Because his wife died.

                                        The Brad

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 18 Jan 2022, 23:43 last edited by
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                                          Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                                          Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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