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Hahahaha
Why did the police go to the protests early?
To beat the crowds.
Sometimes you can sense when a friend wants to take things further.
One time things started to get hot and heavy with my best friend. Suddenly I started thinking, "I don't know if this is a good idea, you're not even allowed on the couch".
If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...
These last few posts are really funny
@Larry said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:
You've convinced me, Jon. I want to be like you.
As soon as I was sent to jail I got thrown over a table and fucked in the arse for almost an hour.
All I kept thinking was Uncle Bryan takes Monopoly far too seriously.
