The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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I'd talk to my wife more during sex if I were better at dialing the phone with one hand.
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I’m telling HR….
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Amish folks don’t motorboat their wife’s boobs…
They rowboat them.
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What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
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Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls,
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I'm going to hell, but...
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This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.
Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
Me: “Did she really?”
Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef”
Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!” -
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