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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    Ivorythumper
    wrote on 27 Nov 2021, 17:19 last edited by
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      George K
      wrote on 29 Nov 2021, 12:01 last edited by
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      I'd talk to my wife more during sex if I were better at dialing the phone with one hand.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 1 Dec 2021, 12:38 last edited by
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        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          1 Dec 2021, 12:38

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          George K
          wrote on 1 Dec 2021, 13:23 last edited by
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          @jon-nyc I remember telling that joke at work...boy did I get the looks.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 1 Dec 2021, 14:14 last edited by
            #269

            I’m telling HR….

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              George K
              wrote on 2 Dec 2021, 20:25 last edited by
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              Amish folks don’t motorboat their wife’s boobs…

              They rowboat them.

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                Mik
                wrote on 6 Dec 2021, 18:08 last edited by
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                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  George K
                  wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 00:28 last edited by
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                  What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

                  A family photo.

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    Larry
                    wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 00:29 last edited by
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                    Why do midgets laugh when they run?

                    The grass tickles their balls,

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 10 Dec 2021, 00:53 last edited by
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                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        10 Dec 2021, 00:53

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                        Improviso
                        wrote on 10 Dec 2021, 11:18 last edited by
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                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                        Link to video

                        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 11 Dec 2021, 12:43 last edited by
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 11 Dec 2021, 12:44 last edited by
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              Mik
                              wrote on 11 Dec 2021, 17:33 last edited by
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                              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 15 Dec 2021, 11:11 last edited by
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                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 20 Dec 2021, 22:37 last edited by
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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    20 Dec 2021, 22:37

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 20 Dec 2021, 22:39 last edited by
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                                    @jon-nyc OK. That's pretty inappropriate.

                                    But, it's nyunny a nyuck.

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Mik
                                      wrote on 20 Dec 2021, 22:58 last edited by
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                                      I'm going to hell, but... 🤣

                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 21 Dec 2021, 19:58 last edited by
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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 23 Dec 2021, 22:23 last edited by
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                                          This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                                          Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                                          Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                                          Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                                          Me: “Did she really?”
                                          Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                                          Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                                          Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                                          Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                                          Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                                          Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                                          Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                                          Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                                          Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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