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  • G George K
    23 Nov 2021, 17:12

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    Klaus
    wrote on 23 Nov 2021, 19:56 last edited by
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    @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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    OK, I recognize 6 of the 9.

    Who are B1, C2 and C3?

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      George K
      wrote on 27 Nov 2021, 00:26 last edited by
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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          George K
          wrote on 29 Nov 2021, 12:01 last edited by
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          I'd talk to my wife more during sex if I were better at dialing the phone with one hand.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 1 Dec 2021, 12:38 last edited by
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            They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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            • J jon-nyc
              1 Dec 2021, 12:38

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              George K
              wrote on 1 Dec 2021, 13:23 last edited by
              #268

              @jon-nyc I remember telling that joke at work...boy did I get the looks.

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 1 Dec 2021, 14:14 last edited by
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                I’m telling HR….

                They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 2 Dec 2021, 20:25 last edited by
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                  Amish folks don’t motorboat their wife’s boobs…

                  They rowboat them.

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    Mik
                    wrote on 6 Dec 2021, 18:08 last edited by
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                    "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                      George K
                      wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 00:28 last edited by
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                      What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

                      A family photo.

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        Larry
                        wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 00:29 last edited by
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                        Why do midgets laugh when they run?

                        The grass tickles their balls,

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 10 Dec 2021, 00:53 last edited by
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                          They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                            10 Dec 2021, 00:53

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                            Improviso
                            wrote on 10 Dec 2021, 11:18 last edited by
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                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                            Link to video

                            We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                            Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 11 Dec 2021, 12:43 last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 11 Dec 2021, 12:44 last edited by
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  Mik
                                  wrote on 11 Dec 2021, 17:33 last edited by
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                                  "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 15 Dec 2021, 11:11 last edited by
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                                    They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 20 Dec 2021, 22:37 last edited by
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                                      They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                                        20 Dec 2021, 22:37

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 20 Dec 2021, 22:39 last edited by
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                                        @jon-nyc OK. That's pretty inappropriate.

                                        But, it's nyunny a nyuck.

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          Mik
                                          wrote on 20 Dec 2021, 22:58 last edited by
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                                          I'm going to hell, but... 🤣

                                          "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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