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  • KlausK Offline
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    Klaus
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    #50

    Why do computer scientists mix up Halloween and Christmas?

    Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

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    • jon-nycJ Offline
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      #51

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      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • KlausK Offline
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        Klaus
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        #52

        lol!

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          #53

          @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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          Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

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          • AxtremusA Axtremus

            @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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            Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

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            George K
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            #54

            @axtremus said in Geek humor:

            Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

            Perfect answer! Bravo!

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • George KG George K

              @axtremus said in Geek humor:

              Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

              Perfect answer! Bravo!

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              Aqua Letifer
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              #55

              @george-k said in Geek humor:

              @axtremus said in Geek humor:

              Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

              Perfect answer! Bravo!

              He is, but Camus isn't, because he never learned to appreciate the boulder.

              Please love yourself.

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                bachophile
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                #56

                Ok but who is the asshole with the metal detector?

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                • bachophileB bachophile

                  Ok but who is the asshole with the metal detector?

                  bachophileB Offline
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                  bachophile
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                  #57

                  @bachophile oh I’m the asshole. That’s a track switch.

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                  • bachophileB bachophile

                    @bachophile oh I’m the asshole. That’s a track switch.

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                    #58

                    @bachophile said in Geek humor:

                    @bachophile oh I’m the asshole.

                    Saved for posterity…

                    The Brad

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                      jon-nyc
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                      #59

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                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        jon-nyc
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                        #60

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                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          jon-nyc
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                          #61

                          Only non-witches get due process.

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                            @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                            Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

                            Please love yourself.

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                            • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                              @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                              Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

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                              LuFins Dad
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                              #63

                              @aqua-letifer said in Geek humor:

                              @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                              Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

                              I’m 90% sure you are right.

                              The Brad

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                                jon-nyc
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                                #64

                                Some say that people in modern society are atomized. But in this paper I argue that things are even worse than that: People are bosonated, leptonified, and even quarked up

                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      George K
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                                      #67

                                      @Klaus LOL.

                                      Just not Geeky enough that I understood it.

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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