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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
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    #49

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    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • KlausK Offline
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      #50

      Why do computer scientists mix up Halloween and Christmas?

      Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

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        #51

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        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • KlausK Offline
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          #52

          lol!

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            #53

            @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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            Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

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            • AxtremusA Axtremus

              @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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              Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

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              George K
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              #54

              @axtremus said in Geek humor:

              Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

              Perfect answer! Bravo!

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                Perfect answer! Bravo!

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                Aqua Letifer
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                #55

                @george-k said in Geek humor:

                @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                Perfect answer! Bravo!

                He is, but Camus isn't, because he never learned to appreciate the boulder.

                Please love yourself.

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                  bachophile
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                  #56

                  Ok but who is the asshole with the metal detector?

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                  • bachophileB bachophile

                    Ok but who is the asshole with the metal detector?

                    bachophileB Offline
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                    #57

                    @bachophile oh I’m the asshole. That’s a track switch.

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                    • bachophileB bachophile

                      @bachophile oh I’m the asshole. That’s a track switch.

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                      @bachophile said in Geek humor:

                      @bachophile oh I’m the asshole.

                      Saved for posterity…

                      The Brad

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                      • jon-nycJ Offline
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                        jon-nyc
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                        #59

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                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          jon-nyc
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                          #60

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                          Only non-witches get due process.

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                            jon-nyc
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                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                              Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

                              Please love yourself.

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                              • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                                @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                                Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

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                                LuFins Dad
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                                #63

                                @aqua-letifer said in Geek humor:

                                @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                                Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

                                I’m 90% sure you are right.

                                The Brad

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                                  jon-nyc
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                                  #64

                                  Some say that people in modern society are atomized. But in this paper I argue that things are even worse than that: People are bosonated, leptonified, and even quarked up

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        George K
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                                        @Klaus LOL.

                                        Just not Geeky enough that I understood it.

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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