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    Mik
    wrote on 11 Sept 2021, 12:38 last edited by
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    😆

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      Nunatax
      wrote on 29 Sept 2021, 19:54 last edited by
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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 30 Sept 2021, 03:31 last edited by
        #46

        Lol @Nunatax

        Only non-witches get due process.

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          Nunatax
          wrote on 18 Oct 2021, 05:16 last edited by
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            Klaus
            wrote on 18 Oct 2021, 08:26 last edited by
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            The real problem is how to get your bibliography system to not abbreviate author lists with "et al" if and only if you are citing your own papers and your own name would be cut off.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 1 Nov 2021, 11:31 last edited by
              #49

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              Only non-witches get due process.

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                Klaus
                wrote on 1 Nov 2021, 12:28 last edited by
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                Why do computer scientists mix up Halloween and Christmas?

                Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 10:25 last edited by
                  #51

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                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                    Klaus
                    wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 13:05 last edited by
                    #52

                    lol!

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                      17 Nov 2021, 10:25

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                      Axtremus
                      wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 13:11 last edited by
                      #53

                      @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                      Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

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                      • A Axtremus
                        17 Nov 2021, 13:11

                        @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                        Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 13:16 last edited by
                        #54

                        @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                        Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                        Perfect answer! Bravo!

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • G George K
                          17 Nov 2021, 13:16

                          @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                          Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                          Perfect answer! Bravo!

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                          Aqua Letifer
                          wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 14:36 last edited by
                          #55

                          @george-k said in Geek humor:

                          @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                          Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                          Perfect answer! Bravo!

                          He is, but Camus isn't, because he never learned to appreciate the boulder.

                          Please love yourself.

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                            bachophile
                            wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 16:42 last edited by bachophile
                            #56

                            Ok but who is the asshole with the metal detector?

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                              17 Nov 2021, 16:42

                              Ok but who is the asshole with the metal detector?

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                              bachophile
                              wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 16:43 last edited by bachophile
                              #57

                              @bachophile oh I’m the asshole. That’s a track switch.

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                              • bachophileB bachophile
                                17 Nov 2021, 16:43

                                @bachophile oh I’m the asshole. That’s a track switch.

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                                LuFins Dad
                                wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 17:43 last edited by
                                #58

                                @bachophile said in Geek humor:

                                @bachophile oh I’m the asshole.

                                Saved for posterity…

                                The Brad

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 21 Nov 2021, 20:15 last edited by
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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 28 Nov 2021, 07:05 last edited by
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                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 6 Dec 2021, 19:51 last edited by
                                      #61

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        6 Dec 2021, 19:51

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                                        Aqua Letifer
                                        wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 16:09 last edited by
                                        #62

                                        @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                                        Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

                                        Please love yourself.

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                                        • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer
                                          7 Dec 2021, 16:09

                                          @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                                          Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

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                                          LuFins Dad
                                          wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 17:26 last edited by
                                          #63

                                          @aqua-letifer said in Geek humor:

                                          @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                                          Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

                                          I’m 90% sure you are right.

                                          The Brad

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