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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 11 Sept 2021, 11:33 last edited by
    #43

    Hilarious

    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
    -Cormac McCarthy

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      Mik
      wrote on 11 Sept 2021, 12:38 last edited by
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      šŸ˜†

      ā€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.ā€ ~Winston S. Churchill

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        Nunatax
        wrote on 29 Sept 2021, 19:54 last edited by
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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 30 Sept 2021, 03:31 last edited by
          #46

          Lol @Nunatax

          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
          -Cormac McCarthy

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            Nunatax
            wrote on 18 Oct 2021, 05:16 last edited by
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              Klaus
              wrote on 18 Oct 2021, 08:26 last edited by
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              The real problem is how to get your bibliography system to not abbreviate author lists with "et al" if and only if you are citing your own papers and your own name would be cut off.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 1 Nov 2021, 11:31 last edited by
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                "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                -Cormac McCarthy

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                  Klaus
                  wrote on 1 Nov 2021, 12:28 last edited by
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                  Why do computer scientists mix up Halloween and Christmas?

                  Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 10:25 last edited by
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                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                      Klaus
                      wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 13:05 last edited by
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                      lol!

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                        17 Nov 2021, 10:25

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                        Axtremus
                        wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 13:11 last edited by
                        #53

                        @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                        Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

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                          17 Nov 2021, 13:11

                          @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                          Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 13:16 last edited by
                          #54

                          @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                          Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                          Perfect answer! Bravo!

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            17 Nov 2021, 13:16

                            @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                            Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                            Perfect answer! Bravo!

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                            Aqua Letifer
                            wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 14:36 last edited by
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                            @george-k said in Geek humor:

                            @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                            Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                            Perfect answer! Bravo!

                            He is, but Camus isn't, because he never learned to appreciate the boulder.

                            Please love yourself.

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                              bachophile
                              wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 16:42 last edited by bachophile
                              #56

                              Ok but who is the asshole with the metal detector?

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                                17 Nov 2021, 16:42

                                Ok but who is the asshole with the metal detector?

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                                bachophile
                                wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 16:43 last edited by bachophile
                                #57

                                @bachophile oh I’m the asshole. That’s a track switch.

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                                  17 Nov 2021, 16:43

                                  @bachophile oh I’m the asshole. That’s a track switch.

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                                  LuFins Dad
                                  wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 17:43 last edited by
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                                  @bachophile said in Geek humor:

                                  @bachophile oh I’m the asshole.

                                  Saved for posterity…

                                  The Brad

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 21 Nov 2021, 20:15 last edited by
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                                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 28 Nov 2021, 07:05 last edited by
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                                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                      -Cormac McCarthy

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 6 Dec 2021, 19:51 last edited by
                                        #61

                                        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                        -Cormac McCarthy

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                                          6 Dec 2021, 19:51

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                                          Aqua Letifer
                                          wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 16:09 last edited by
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                                          @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                                          Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

                                          Please love yourself.

                                          LuFins DadL 1 Reply Last reply 7 Dec 2021, 17:26
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