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    Mik
    wrote on 28 Oct 2022, 19:42 last edited by
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    Pretty geeky.

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      George K
      wrote on 30 Oct 2022, 14:01 last edited by
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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        George K
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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 7 Nov 2022, 11:49 last edited by
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          Only non-witches get due process.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 20 Nov 2022, 15:48 last edited by
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            Only non-witches get due process.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 25 Nov 2022, 20:27 last edited by
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              Only non-witches get due process.

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                Axtremus
                wrote on 25 Nov 2022, 21:01 last edited by
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                @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                Object-oriented COBOL was not introduced until 2002.

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                  Klaus
                  wrote on 27 Nov 2022, 16:02 last edited by
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                    27 Nov 2022, 16:02

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                    Aqua Letifer
                    wrote on 27 Nov 2022, 16:34 last edited by
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                    @Klaus said in Geek humor:

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                    I know more than a handful of people who would enjoy that.

                    Please love yourself.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 2 Dec 2022, 16:56 last edited by
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                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                        2 Dec 2022, 16:56

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                        Horace
                        wrote on 2 Dec 2022, 17:03 last edited by
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                        @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                        We’re at a place where we are supposed to bend over backwards to be friendly with self mutilators confused about which body parts they were supposed to be born with, while in other contexts we try to convince everybody to trust their gut about those people who just strike you as odd or creepy.

                        Education is extremely important.

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                          2 Dec 2022, 17:03

                          @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                          We’re at a place where we are supposed to bend over backwards to be friendly with self mutilators confused about which body parts they were supposed to be born with, while in other contexts we try to convince everybody to trust their gut about those people who just strike you as odd or creepy.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 2 Dec 2022, 17:17 last edited by
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                          If you put down the WDS lens for a minute, could it be that someone just made a funny meme?

                          Only non-witches get due process.

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                            2 Dec 2022, 17:17

                            If you put down the WDS lens for a minute, could it be that someone just made a funny meme?

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                            Horace
                            wrote on 2 Dec 2022, 17:19 last edited by
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                            @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                            If you put down the WDS lens for a minute, could it be that someone just made a funny meme?

                            I was thinking laterally, not attacking the motivations of the meme creator.

                            Education is extremely important.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 10 Dec 2022, 18:41 last edited by
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                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 12 Dec 2022, 17:13 last edited by
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                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 20 Dec 2022, 13:16 last edited by
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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    20 Dec 2022, 13:16

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                                    wrote on 20 Dec 2022, 15:47 last edited by
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                                    @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                                    "How do you change weapons?"
                                    "CTRL ALT DEL"

                                    Please love yourself.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 23 Dec 2022, 13:51 last edited by
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                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        23 Dec 2022, 13:51

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                                        Klaus
                                        wrote on 23 Dec 2022, 14:37 last edited by
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                                        @jon-nyc Wait, there's a control path without BSOD()?

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                                          Horace
                                          wrote on 23 Dec 2022, 14:39 last edited by
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                                          that's hilarious

                                          Education is extremely important.

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