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How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?

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  • LuFins DadL Offline
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    https://babylonbee.com/news/beverage-pretending-to-be-beer-features-man-pretending-to-be-woman

    The Brad

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    • Doctor PhibesD Online
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      #7

      Seriously, if this is the only thing that bothers you about Bud Light, then you need to get your head examined.

      Jeremy's main problem will presumably be trying to figure out how to capture the taste. By all accounts, his razors aren't as good as the ones they're replacing, so he's really got his work cut out.

      I was only joking

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        @Mik said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

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        😆

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        • LuFins DadL Offline
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          I think if he does do it, Jeremy’s light beer should be a whiskey, because that’s what men drink… plus, less calories and carbs….

          The Brad

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          • George KG Offline
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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              @George-K said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

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              Snort…

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                @George-K said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

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                The Simpsons need to do something with Duffman….

                The Brad

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                • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                  @George-K said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

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                  The Simpsons need to do something with Duffman….

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                  @LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                  The Simpsons need to do something with Duffman Duffperson….

                  FIFY

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • George KG Offline
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                    Adam Corolla: Maybe we can get Vin Diesel be the spokesman for Massengill. Flip the script.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • RenaudaR Offline
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                      I can’t imagine how light is American Bud Lite.

                      Probably what we refer to as “near beer” and sold to all ages including minors.

                      Elbows up!

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                      • MikM Away
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                        I am never going to drink enough beers that the calorie count matters.

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        • RenaudaR Renauda

                          I can’t imagine how light is American Bud Lite.

                          Probably what we refer to as “near beer” and sold to all ages including minors.

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                          Doctor Phibes
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                          @Renauda said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                          Probably what we refer to as “near beer”

                          The phrase I've heard is 'Sex in a canoe'.

                          I was only joking

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                          • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                            @Renauda said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                            Probably what we refer to as “near beer”

                            The phrase I've heard is 'Sex in a canoe'.

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                            @Doctor-Phibes

                            We use the “sex in a canoe” term for regular Budweiser and popular American beers other than craft beers imported from the US.

                            Our Bud Lite is like regular US Budweiser.

                            Elbows up!

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                            • RenaudaR Renauda

                              @Doctor-Phibes

                              We use the “sex in a canoe” term for regular Budweiser and popular American beers other than craft beers imported from the US.

                              Our Bud Lite is like regular US Budweiser.

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                              @Renauda said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                              @Doctor-Phibes

                              We use the “sex in a canoe” term for regular Budweiser and popular American beers other than craft beers imported from the US.

                              Our Bud Lite is like regular US Budweiser.

                              I think a lot of that is moose dookie… Most popular beers in Canada are Molson, LaBlatt, and Moosehead… All at 5% abv. Budweiser’s at 5% and most other American beers are between 4.7% and 5%. It’s a negligible difference if any.

                              Now if you’re speaking of flavor, that could be a different story…

                              The Brad

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                              • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                                @Renauda said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                                @Doctor-Phibes

                                We use the “sex in a canoe” term for regular Budweiser and popular American beers other than craft beers imported from the US.

                                Our Bud Lite is like regular US Budweiser.

                                I think a lot of that is moose dookie… Most popular beers in Canada are Molson, LaBlatt, and Moosehead… All at 5% abv. Budweiser’s at 5% and most other American beers are between 4.7% and 5%. It’s a negligible difference if any.

                                Now if you’re speaking of flavor, that could be a different story…

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                                @LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                                Budweiser’s at 5%

                                5% of what?

                                I was only joking

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                                • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                                  @Renauda said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                                  @Doctor-Phibes

                                  We use the “sex in a canoe” term for regular Budweiser and popular American beers other than craft beers imported from the US.

                                  Our Bud Lite is like regular US Budweiser.

                                  I think a lot of that is moose dookie… Most popular beers in Canada are Molson, LaBlatt, and Moosehead… All at 5% abv. Budweiser’s at 5% and most other American beers are between 4.7% and 5%. It’s a negligible difference if any.

                                  Now if you’re speaking of flavor, that could be a different story…

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                                  @LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                                  moose dookie

                                  LOL.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          Kid Rock opines...

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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