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RIP Aunt Jemima

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    LuFins Dad
    wrote on 20 Jun 2020, 13:15 last edited by
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    I just found out my name means “In a broad meadow”. Guess I better change it before I offend the chicks.

    The Brad

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 20 Jun 2020, 13:18 last edited by
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      I think you’ve been offending chicks since your mid-teens. It’s nothing a name change is going to fix. Maybe plastic surgery?

      Only non-witches get due process.

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        LuFins Dad
        wrote on 20 Jun 2020, 13:19 last edited by
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        Lucas literally means “light” and that can be misconstrued, so that has to go, too.

        Finley means fair warrior, so literally a SJW. He should be fine.

        The Brad

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        • L LuFins Dad
          20 Jun 2020, 13:19

          Lucas literally means “light” and that can be misconstrued, so that has to go, too.

          Finley means fair warrior, so literally a SJW. He should be fine.

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          George K
          wrote on 20 Jun 2020, 13:31 last edited by
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          @LuFins-Dad said in RIP Aunt Jemima:

          Finley means fair warrior, so literally a SJW. He should be fine.

          "Fair" Warrior?

          Umm...nope. Too white.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            Jolly
            wrote on 20 Jun 2020, 13:34 last edited by
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            In other news, the family of the Aunt Jemima model is now offended...Because they are taking her image off of the packaging...

            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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            • G George K
              20 Jun 2020, 13:31

              @LuFins-Dad said in RIP Aunt Jemima:

              Finley means fair warrior, so literally a SJW. He should be fine.

              "Fair" Warrior?

              Umm...nope. Too white.

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              LuFins Dad
              wrote on 20 Jun 2020, 13:42 last edited by
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              @George-K “Tiller of soil-farmer”. Yours could go either way...

              The Brad

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              • J jon-nyc
                20 Jun 2020, 13:18

                I think you’ve been offending chicks since your mid-teens. It’s nothing a name change is going to fix. Maybe plastic surgery?

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                LuFins Dad
                wrote on 20 Jun 2020, 13:44 last edited by
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                @jon-nyc Jon - “God is gracious” or “gift of Jehovah”.

                I guess that settles the issue. Names don’t mean much...

                The Brad

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                • L LuFins Dad
                  20 Jun 2020, 13:15

                  I just found out my name means “In a broad meadow”. Guess I better change it before I offend the chicks.

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                  Catseye3
                  wrote on 20 Jun 2020, 13:52 last edited by
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                  @LuFins-Dad said in RIP Aunt Jemima:

                  I just found out my name means “In a broad meadow”. Guess I better change it before I offend the chicks.

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                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                    Jolly
                    wrote on 20 Jun 2020, 13:54 last edited by
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                    “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                    Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                      Mik
                      wrote on 20 Jun 2020, 14:10 last edited by
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                      I win.

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        Doctor Phibes
                        wrote on 20 Jun 2020, 14:32 last edited by
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                        My name means 'One who honours God'.

                        I certainly give Mik all the honour he deserves, and more.

                        I was only joking

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                          20 Jun 2020, 14:10

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                          I win.

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                          LuFins Dad
                          wrote on 20 Jun 2020, 16:04 last edited by
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                          @Mik said in RIP Aunt Jemima:

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                          I win.

                          That offends those who worship the Spaghetti Monster. And Satan. That's like being named Lucifer or Adolf to them.

                          The Brad

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                            mark
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                            • G George K
                              20 Jun 2020, 13:31

                              @LuFins-Dad said in RIP Aunt Jemima:

                              Finley means fair warrior, so literally a SJW. He should be fine.

                              "Fair" Warrior?

                              Umm...nope. Too white.

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                              89th
                              wrote on 21 Jun 2020, 01:33 last edited by
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                              @George-K said in RIP Aunt Jemima:

                              @LuFins-Dad said in RIP Aunt Jemima:

                              Finley means fair warrior, so literally a SJW. He should be fine.

                              "Fair" Warrior?

                              Umm...nope. Too white.

                              😂

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                                89th
                                wrote on 21 Jun 2020, 01:35 last edited by
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                                My daughter’s name is Whitey McWhiteface. Ugh, guess I have to change it now...thanks a lot Obama.

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