RIP Aunt Jemima

[LuFins Dad]

I just found out my name means “In a broad meadow”. Guess I better change it before I offend the chicks.

[jon-nyc]

I think you’ve been offending chicks since your mid-teens. It’s nothing a name change is going to fix. Maybe plastic surgery?

[LuFins Dad]

Lucas literally means “light” and that can be misconstrued, so that has to go, too.

Finley means fair warrior, so literally a SJW. He should be fine.

[George K]

@LuFins-Dad said in RIP Aunt Jemima:

Finley means fair warrior, so literally a SJW. He should be fine.

"Fair" Warrior?

Umm...nope. Too white.

[Jolly]

In other news, the family of the Aunt Jemima model is now offended...Because they are taking her image off of the packaging...

[LuFins Dad]

@George-K “Tiller of soil-farmer”. Yours could go either way...

[LuFins Dad]

@jon-nyc Jon - “God is gracious” or “gift of Jehovah”.

I guess that settles the issue. Names don’t mean much...

[Catseye3]

@LuFins-Dad said in RIP Aunt Jemima:

I just found out my name means “In a broad meadow”. Guess I better change it before I offend the chicks.

[Jolly]

[Mik]

I win.

[Doctor Phibes]

My name means 'One who honours God'.

I certainly give Mik all the honour he deserves, and more.

[LuFins Dad]

@Mik said in RIP Aunt Jemima:

I win.

That offends those who worship the Spaghetti Monster. And Satan. That's like being named Lucifer or Adolf to them.

[mark]

[89th]

@George-K said in RIP Aunt Jemima:

@LuFins-Dad said in RIP Aunt Jemima:

Finley means fair warrior, so literally a SJW. He should be fine.

"Fair" Warrior?

Umm...nope. Too white.

[89th]

My daughter’s name is Whitey McWhiteface. Ugh, guess I have to change it now...thanks a lot Obama.