Be a Whiz at Cheese
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wrote on 21 Jun 2022, 17:20 last edited by
I never did find the pickup lines. Just the initial 2 paragraphs.
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wrote on 21 Jun 2022, 17:37 last edited by Jolly
@Larry said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
I never did find the pickup lines. Just the initial 2 paragraphs.
Gotta click on the arrows in the pics.
An example: "I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has"
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wrote on 21 Jun 2022, 17:38 last edited by Larry
I did. I saw Alladin's lamp, but no words.
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wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 02:28 last edited by
The other one that was absolutely foolproof was when a woman would say "I'm not going to sleep with you tonight", I'd come immediately back with "I haven't ASKED you to sleep with me.", at which point I became the prey rather than the hunter.
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The other one that was absolutely foolproof was when a woman would say "I'm not going to sleep with you tonight", I'd come immediately back with "I haven't ASKED you to sleep with me.", at which point I became the prey rather than the hunter.
wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 16:59 last edited by@Mik said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
The other one that was absolutely foolproof was when a woman would say "I'm not going to sleep with you tonight", I'd come immediately back with "I haven't ASKED you to sleep with me.", at which point I became the prey rather than the hunter.
Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.
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@Mik said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
The other one that was absolutely foolproof was when a woman would say "I'm not going to sleep with you tonight", I'd come immediately back with "I haven't ASKED you to sleep with me.", at which point I became the prey rather than the hunter.
Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.
wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 17:01 last edited by@LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.
Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"
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@LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.
Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"
wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 18:04 last edited by@Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.
Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"
Never happens with me. Never once.
Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.
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@Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.
Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"
Never happens with me. Never once.
Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.
wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 18:06 last edited by@Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.
Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"
Never happens with me. Never once.
Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.
Sitting at the bar?
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@Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.
Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"
Never happens with me. Never once.
Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.
Sitting at the bar?
wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 18:13 last edited by@LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.
Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"
Never happens with me. Never once.
Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.
Sitting at the bar?
Yeah, I used to do that sometimes. I was that guy.
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@Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.
Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"
Never happens with me. Never once.
Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.
wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 18:27 last edited by@Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.
Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"
Never happens with me. Never once.
Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.
Oh. My. Giddy. Aunt ...
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@LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.
Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"
Never happens with me. Never once.
Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.
Sitting at the bar?
Yeah, I used to do that sometimes. I was that guy.
wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 18:41 last edited by@Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.
Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"
Never happens with me. Never once.
Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.
Sitting at the bar?
Yeah, I used to do that sometimes. I was that guy.
So was I… I finally gave up on chasing girls at the bar, but enjoyed the atmosphere while reading. Once I started doing that I would have countless women that wouldn’t give me the time of day the week before start initiating conversations. It was weird.
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@Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.
Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"
Never happens with me. Never once.
Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.
Sitting at the bar?
Yeah, I used to do that sometimes. I was that guy.
So was I… I finally gave up on chasing girls at the bar, but enjoyed the atmosphere while reading. Once I started doing that I would have countless women that wouldn’t give me the time of day the week before start initiating conversations. It was weird.
wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 20:46 last edited by@LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.
Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"
Never happens with me. Never once.
Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.
Sitting at the bar?
Yeah, I used to do that sometimes. I was that guy.
So was I… I finally gave up on chasing girls at the bar, but enjoyed the atmosphere while reading. Once I started doing that I would have countless women that wouldn’t give me the time of day the week before start initiating conversations. It was weird.
Still nada on my end.
You were probably dressed nicer than I was. (Enter Copper in 3, 2, 1...) Also you probably weren't reading Clockwork Orange or American Psycho.
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@Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
@LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.
Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"
Never happens with me. Never once.
Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.
wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 20:51 last edited by@Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:
Never happens with me. Never once.
Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.Well, if you persist in reading graphic novels with bloody-fanged monsters on the covers . . .
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wrote on 23 Jun 2022, 06:49 last edited by taiwan_girl
When I first started traveling and was by myself, I was self -concious about going into a restaurant. But after a while, it did not bother me. Bring in a book, magazine, e-reader, etc. Now, with everybody on their own phone, I do not look out of place. 555
At the beginning I felt like Steve Martin in this clip
Link to video