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  • LarryL Offline
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    Larry
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    I never did find the pickup lines. Just the initial 2 paragraphs.

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    • LarryL Larry

      I never did find the pickup lines. Just the initial 2 paragraphs.

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      #3

      @Larry said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

      I never did find the pickup lines. Just the initial 2 paragraphs.

      Gotta click on the arrows in the pics.

      An example: "I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has"

      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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        I did. I saw Alladin's lamp, but no words.

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          • MikM Offline
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            The other one that was absolutely foolproof was when a woman would say "I'm not going to sleep with you tonight", I'd come immediately back with "I haven't ASKED you to sleep with me.", at which point I became the prey rather than the hunter.

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            • MikM Mik

              The other one that was absolutely foolproof was when a woman would say "I'm not going to sleep with you tonight", I'd come immediately back with "I haven't ASKED you to sleep with me.", at which point I became the prey rather than the hunter.

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              LuFins Dad
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              @Mik said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

              The other one that was absolutely foolproof was when a woman would say "I'm not going to sleep with you tonight", I'd come immediately back with "I haven't ASKED you to sleep with me.", at which point I became the prey rather than the hunter.

              Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

              The Brad

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              • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                @Mik said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                The other one that was absolutely foolproof was when a woman would say "I'm not going to sleep with you tonight", I'd come immediately back with "I haven't ASKED you to sleep with me.", at which point I became the prey rather than the hunter.

                Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

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                @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                • Catseye3C Catseye3

                  @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                  Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                  Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

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                  Aqua Letifer
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                  @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                  @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                  Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                  Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                  Never happens with me. Never once.

                  Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                  Please love yourself.

                  LuFins DadL JollyJ Catseye3C 3 Replies Last reply
                  • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                    @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                    @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                    Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                    Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                    Never happens with me. Never once.

                    Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                    LuFins DadL Offline
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                    LuFins Dad
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                    @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                    @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                    @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                    Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                    Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                    Never happens with me. Never once.

                    Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                    Sitting at the bar?

                    The Brad

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                    • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                      @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                      @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                      @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                      Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                      Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                      Never happens with me. Never once.

                      Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                      Sitting at the bar?

                      Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                      Aqua Letifer
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                      @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                      @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                      @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                      @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                      Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                      Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                      Never happens with me. Never once.

                      Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                      Sitting at the bar?

                      Yeah, I used to do that sometimes. I was that guy.

                      Please love yourself.

                      LuFins DadL 1 Reply Last reply
                      • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                        @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                        @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                        Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                        Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                        Never happens with me. Never once.

                        Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                        JollyJ Offline
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                        Jolly
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                        @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                        @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                        @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                        Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                        Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                        Never happens with me. Never once.

                        Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                        Oh. My. Giddy. Aunt ...

                        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                        • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                          @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                          @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                          @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                          @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                          Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                          Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                          Never happens with me. Never once.

                          Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                          Sitting at the bar?

                          Yeah, I used to do that sometimes. I was that guy.

                          LuFins DadL Offline
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                          LuFins Dad
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                          @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                          @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                          @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                          @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                          @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                          Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                          Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                          Never happens with me. Never once.

                          Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                          Sitting at the bar?

                          Yeah, I used to do that sometimes. I was that guy.

                          So was I… I finally gave up on chasing girls at the bar, but enjoyed the atmosphere while reading. Once I started doing that I would have countless women that wouldn’t give me the time of day the week before start initiating conversations. It was weird.

                          The Brad

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                          • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                            @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                            @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                            @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                            @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                            @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                            Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                            Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                            Never happens with me. Never once.

                            Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                            Sitting at the bar?

                            Yeah, I used to do that sometimes. I was that guy.

                            So was I… I finally gave up on chasing girls at the bar, but enjoyed the atmosphere while reading. Once I started doing that I would have countless women that wouldn’t give me the time of day the week before start initiating conversations. It was weird.

                            Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                            Aqua Letifer
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                            @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                            @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                            @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                            @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                            @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                            @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                            Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                            Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                            Never happens with me. Never once.

                            Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                            Sitting at the bar?

                            Yeah, I used to do that sometimes. I was that guy.

                            So was I… I finally gave up on chasing girls at the bar, but enjoyed the atmosphere while reading. Once I started doing that I would have countless women that wouldn’t give me the time of day the week before start initiating conversations. It was weird.

                            Still nada on my end. 😄

                            You were probably dressed nicer than I was. (Enter Copper in 3, 2, 1...) Also you probably weren't reading Clockwork Orange or American Psycho.

                            Please love yourself.

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                            • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                              @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                              @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                              Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                              Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                              Never happens with me. Never once.

                              Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

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                              Catseye3
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #15

                              @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                              Never happens with me. Never once.
                              Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                              Well, if you persist in reading graphic novels with bloody-fanged monsters on the covers . . .

                              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                #16

                                When I first started traveling and was by myself, I was self -concious about going into a restaurant. But after a while, it did not bother me. Bring in a book, magazine, e-reader, etc. Now, with everybody on their own phone, I do not look out of place. 555

                                At the beginning I felt like Steve Martin in this clip

                                Link to video

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