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  • MikM Mik

    The other one that was absolutely foolproof was when a woman would say "I'm not going to sleep with you tonight", I'd come immediately back with "I haven't ASKED you to sleep with me.", at which point I became the prey rather than the hunter.

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    LuFins Dad
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    @Mik said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

    The other one that was absolutely foolproof was when a woman would say "I'm not going to sleep with you tonight", I'd come immediately back with "I haven't ASKED you to sleep with me.", at which point I became the prey rather than the hunter.

    Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

    The Brad

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    • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

      @Mik said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

      The other one that was absolutely foolproof was when a woman would say "I'm not going to sleep with you tonight", I'd come immediately back with "I haven't ASKED you to sleep with me.", at which point I became the prey rather than the hunter.

      Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

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      Catseye3
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      @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

      Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

      Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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      • Catseye3C Catseye3

        @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

        Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

        Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

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        Aqua Letifer
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        #9

        @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

        @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

        Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

        Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

        Never happens with me. Never once.

        Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

        Please love yourself.

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        • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

          @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

          @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

          Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

          Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

          Never happens with me. Never once.

          Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

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          LuFins Dad
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          @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

          @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

          @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

          Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

          Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

          Never happens with me. Never once.

          Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

          Sitting at the bar?

          The Brad

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          • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

            @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

            @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

            @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

            Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

            Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

            Never happens with me. Never once.

            Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

            Sitting at the bar?

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            Aqua Letifer
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            #11

            @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

            @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

            @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

            @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

            Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

            Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

            Never happens with me. Never once.

            Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

            Sitting at the bar?

            Yeah, I used to do that sometimes. I was that guy.

            Please love yourself.

            LuFins DadL 1 Reply Last reply
            • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

              @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

              @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

              Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

              Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

              Never happens with me. Never once.

              Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

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              Jolly
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              @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

              @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

              @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

              Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

              Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

              Never happens with me. Never once.

              Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

              Oh. My. Giddy. Aunt ...

              “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

              Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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              • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                Never happens with me. Never once.

                Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                Sitting at the bar?

                Yeah, I used to do that sometimes. I was that guy.

                LuFins DadL Offline
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                LuFins Dad
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                #13

                @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                Never happens with me. Never once.

                Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                Sitting at the bar?

                Yeah, I used to do that sometimes. I was that guy.

                So was I… I finally gave up on chasing girls at the bar, but enjoyed the atmosphere while reading. Once I started doing that I would have countless women that wouldn’t give me the time of day the week before start initiating conversations. It was weird.

                The Brad

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                • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                  @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                  @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                  @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                  @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                  @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                  Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                  Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                  Never happens with me. Never once.

                  Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                  Sitting at the bar?

                  Yeah, I used to do that sometimes. I was that guy.

                  So was I… I finally gave up on chasing girls at the bar, but enjoyed the atmosphere while reading. Once I started doing that I would have countless women that wouldn’t give me the time of day the week before start initiating conversations. It was weird.

                  Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                  Aqua Letifer
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                  #14

                  @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                  @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                  @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                  @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                  @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                  @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                  Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                  Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                  Never happens with me. Never once.

                  Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                  Sitting at the bar?

                  Yeah, I used to do that sometimes. I was that guy.

                  So was I… I finally gave up on chasing girls at the bar, but enjoyed the atmosphere while reading. Once I started doing that I would have countless women that wouldn’t give me the time of day the week before start initiating conversations. It was weird.

                  Still nada on my end. 😄

                  You were probably dressed nicer than I was. (Enter Copper in 3, 2, 1...) Also you probably weren't reading Clockwork Orange or American Psycho.

                  Please love yourself.

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                  • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                    @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                    @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                    Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                    Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                    Never happens with me. Never once.

                    Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

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                    Catseye3
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                    #15

                    @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                    Never happens with me. Never once.
                    Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                    Well, if you persist in reading graphic novels with bloody-fanged monsters on the covers . . .

                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                      #16

                      When I first started traveling and was by myself, I was self -concious about going into a restaurant. But after a while, it did not bother me. Bring in a book, magazine, e-reader, etc. Now, with everybody on their own phone, I do not look out of place. 555

                      At the beginning I felt like Steve Martin in this clip

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