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  • JollyJ Offline
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    Jolly
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    https://www.starsinsider.com/lifestyle/502735/hilarious-pickup-lines-that-will-at-least-get-you-a-laugh

    “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

    Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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    • LarryL Offline
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      Larry
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      #2

      I never did find the pickup lines. Just the initial 2 paragraphs.

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      • LarryL Larry

        I never did find the pickup lines. Just the initial 2 paragraphs.

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        Jolly
        wrote on last edited by Jolly
        #3

        @Larry said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

        I never did find the pickup lines. Just the initial 2 paragraphs.

        Gotta click on the arrows in the pics.

        An example: "I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has"

        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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        • LarryL Offline
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          Larry
          wrote on last edited by Larry
          #4

          I did. I saw Alladin's lamp, but no words.

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          • MikM Away
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            • MikM Away
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              Mik
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              #6

              The other one that was absolutely foolproof was when a woman would say "I'm not going to sleep with you tonight", I'd come immediately back with "I haven't ASKED you to sleep with me.", at which point I became the prey rather than the hunter.

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              • MikM Mik

                The other one that was absolutely foolproof was when a woman would say "I'm not going to sleep with you tonight", I'd come immediately back with "I haven't ASKED you to sleep with me.", at which point I became the prey rather than the hunter.

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                LuFins Dad
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                #7

                @Mik said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                The other one that was absolutely foolproof was when a woman would say "I'm not going to sleep with you tonight", I'd come immediately back with "I haven't ASKED you to sleep with me.", at which point I became the prey rather than the hunter.

                Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                The Brad

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                • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                  @Mik said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                  The other one that was absolutely foolproof was when a woman would say "I'm not going to sleep with you tonight", I'd come immediately back with "I haven't ASKED you to sleep with me.", at which point I became the prey rather than the hunter.

                  Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

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                  Catseye3
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                  @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                  Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                  Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                  • Catseye3C Catseye3

                    @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                    Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                    Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                    Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                    Aqua Letifer
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #9

                    @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                    @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                    Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                    Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                    Never happens with me. Never once.

                    Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                    Please love yourself.

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                    • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                      @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                      @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                      Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                      Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                      Never happens with me. Never once.

                      Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                      LuFins DadL Offline
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                      LuFins Dad
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                      #10

                      @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                      @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                      @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                      Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                      Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                      Never happens with me. Never once.

                      Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                      Sitting at the bar?

                      The Brad

                      Aqua LetiferA 1 Reply Last reply
                      • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                        @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                        @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                        @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                        Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                        Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                        Never happens with me. Never once.

                        Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                        Sitting at the bar?

                        Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                        Aqua Letifer
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                        @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                        @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                        @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                        @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                        Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                        Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                        Never happens with me. Never once.

                        Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                        Sitting at the bar?

                        Yeah, I used to do that sometimes. I was that guy.

                        Please love yourself.

                        LuFins DadL 1 Reply Last reply
                        • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                          @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                          @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                          Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                          Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                          Never happens with me. Never once.

                          Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                          JollyJ Offline
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                          Jolly
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #12

                          @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                          @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                          @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                          Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                          Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                          Never happens with me. Never once.

                          Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                          Oh. My. Giddy. Aunt ...

                          “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                          Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                          • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                            @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                            @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                            @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                            @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                            Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                            Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                            Never happens with me. Never once.

                            Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                            Sitting at the bar?

                            Yeah, I used to do that sometimes. I was that guy.

                            LuFins DadL Offline
                            LuFins DadL Offline
                            LuFins Dad
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #13

                            @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                            @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                            @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                            @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                            @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                            Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                            Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                            Never happens with me. Never once.

                            Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                            Sitting at the bar?

                            Yeah, I used to do that sometimes. I was that guy.

                            So was I… I finally gave up on chasing girls at the bar, but enjoyed the atmosphere while reading. Once I started doing that I would have countless women that wouldn’t give me the time of day the week before start initiating conversations. It was weird.

                            The Brad

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                            • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                              @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                              @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                              @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                              @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                              @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                              Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                              Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                              Never happens with me. Never once.

                              Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                              Sitting at the bar?

                              Yeah, I used to do that sometimes. I was that guy.

                              So was I… I finally gave up on chasing girls at the bar, but enjoyed the atmosphere while reading. Once I started doing that I would have countless women that wouldn’t give me the time of day the week before start initiating conversations. It was weird.

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                              Aqua Letifer
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                              #14

                              @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                              @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                              @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                              @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                              @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                              @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                              Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                              Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                              Never happens with me. Never once.

                              Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                              Sitting at the bar?

                              Yeah, I used to do that sometimes. I was that guy.

                              So was I… I finally gave up on chasing girls at the bar, but enjoyed the atmosphere while reading. Once I started doing that I would have countless women that wouldn’t give me the time of day the week before start initiating conversations. It was weird.

                              Still nada on my end. 😄

                              You were probably dressed nicer than I was. (Enter Copper in 3, 2, 1...) Also you probably weren't reading Clockwork Orange or American Psycho.

                              Please love yourself.

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                              • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                                @Catseye3 said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                                @LuFins-Dad said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                                Sit at a bar and read a book. You won't be going home alone if you don't want to.

                                Boy, is that the truth. Reading a book in public is guaranteed to attract every moron on earth who will ask, "Whatcha reading?"

                                Never happens with me. Never once.

                                Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                                Catseye3C Offline
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                                Catseye3
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #15

                                @Aqua-Letifer said in Be a Whiz at Cheese:

                                Never happens with me. Never once.
                                Which I don't understand because I'm so easy-going and approachable.

                                Well, if you persist in reading graphic novels with bloody-fanged monsters on the covers . . .

                                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                  taiwan_girl
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                                  #16

                                  When I first started traveling and was by myself, I was self -concious about going into a restaurant. But after a while, it did not bother me. Bring in a book, magazine, e-reader, etc. Now, with everybody on their own phone, I do not look out of place. 555

                                  At the beginning I felt like Steve Martin in this clip

                                  Link to video

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