Ok, gents

Doctor Phibes

for somewhat arbitrary values of h, a, k and b.

89th

D4 or D6, not sure why but I aim for the sides a bit

jon-nyc

I’m like D2-D4. Really try to get the edge of the water to minimize noise and splashing.

bachophile

In the middle of the night probably L3

jon-nyc

Or a G12 if you feel like mixing it up with the cat.

89th

@jon-nyc said in Ok, gents:

I’m like D2-D4. Really try to get the edge of the water to minimize noise and splashing.

I lied, I guess I do know why I aim for the sides, it's exactly that.

Mik

@jon-nyc said in Ok, gents:

I’m like D2-D4. Really try to get the edge of the water to minimize noise and splashing.

If you are right handed it's easier to adjust aim to left than right.

But I think you might be a leftie.

jon-nyc

I am but I need both hands to control the thing.

Nunatax

Depends. Right after another “you left the toilet seat up again” remark from my wife, it’s an irritated and very noisy, splashy E5.
When we have visitors, it’s somewhere close to F3 at the most quiet angle.
If there’s a fly moving around in the bowl, it’s typically something like C3-E2-H4-K5-shtdammitfckinfly-G7-C8-C7-C5-E3-F5-HAHAHAAAA-Hasta-la-vista-you-motherfcker!!!!-I4-C8-F2-I7-A1-oh-fck-…-Honeeeey-one-of-the-kids-peed-all-over-the-place-again-can-you-believe-it???
After too many beers, it’s anywhere between A-5 and Z20.