Ok, gents
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for somewhat arbitrary values of h, a, k and b.
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I’m like D2-D4. Really try to get the edge of the water to minimize noise and splashing.
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In the middle of the night probably L3
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Or a G12 if you feel like mixing it up with the cat.
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I am but I need both hands to control the thing.
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Depends. Right after another “you left the toilet seat up again” remark from my wife, it’s an irritated and very noisy, splashy E5.
When we have visitors, it’s somewhere close to F3 at the most quiet angle.
If there’s a fly moving around in the bowl, it’s typically something like C3-E2-H4-K5-shtdammitfckinfly-G7-C8-C7-C5-E3-F5-HAHAHAAAA-Hasta-la-vista-you-motherfcker!!!!-I4-C8-F2-I7-A1-oh-fck-…-Honeeeey-one-of-the-kids-peed-all-over-the-place-again-can-you-believe-it???
After too many beers, it’s anywhere between A-5 and Z20. -
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So Jon votes for Trump. I knew it.