Ok, gents

[jon-nyc]

[George K]

If you're standing or if you're sitting?

[Mik]

C5.

[Doctor Phibes]

for somewhat arbitrary values of h, a, k and b.

[89th]

D4 or D6, not sure why but I aim for the sides a bit

[jon-nyc]

I’m like D2-D4. Really try to get the edge of the water to minimize noise and splashing.

[bachophile]

In the middle of the night probably L3

[jon-nyc]

Or a G12 if you feel like mixing it up with the cat.

[89th]

@jon-nyc said in Ok, gents:

I’m like D2-D4. Really try to get the edge of the water to minimize noise and splashing.

I lied, I guess I do know why I aim for the sides, it's exactly that.

[Mik]

@jon-nyc said in Ok, gents:

I’m like D2-D4. Really try to get the edge of the water to minimize noise and splashing.

If you are right handed it's easier to adjust aim to left than right.

But I think you might be a leftie.

[jon-nyc]

I am but I need both hands to control the thing.

[Nunatax]

Depends. Right after another “you left the toilet seat up again” remark from my wife, it’s an irritated and very noisy, splashy E5.
When we have visitors, it’s somewhere close to F3 at the most quiet angle.
If there’s a fly moving around in the bowl, it’s typically something like C3-E2-H4-K5-shtdammitfckinfly-G7-C8-C7-C5-E3-F5-HAHAHAAAA-Hasta-la-vista-you-motherfcker!!!!-I4-C8-F2-I7-A1-oh-fck-…-Honeeeey-one-of-the-kids-peed-all-over-the-place-again-can-you-believe-it???
After too many beers, it’s anywhere between A-5 and Z20.

[89th]

@jon-nyc said in Ok, gents:

I am but I need both hands to control find the thing.

FIFY

[LuFins Dad]

@jon-nyc said in Ok, gents:

Or a G12 if you feel like mixing it up with the cat.

@jon-nyc said in Ok, gents:

Or a G12 if you feel like mixing it up with the cat.

I was about to comment about that. Can’t believe we got this far without anybody mentioning the cat…

[bachophile]

So Jon votes for Trump. I knew it.