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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 23 Jan 2024, 19:35 last edited by
    #1252

    Solid advice.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      bachophile
      wrote on 25 Jan 2024, 09:34 last edited by
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        George K
        wrote on 26 Jan 2024, 12:53 last edited by
        #1254

        Link to video

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          George K
          wrote on 26 Jan 2024, 23:08 last edited by
          #1255

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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            George K
            wrote on 27 Jan 2024, 15:47 last edited by
            #1256

            Best crop, ever.

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              George K
              wrote on 27 Jan 2024, 17:51 last edited by
              #1257

              IMG_0191.JPG

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                George K
                wrote on 2 Feb 2024, 20:08 last edited by
                #1258

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 6 Feb 2024, 01:03 last edited by
                  #1259

                  Q: If you could have sex with a celebrity, dead or alive, which would it be?

                  A: Alive. Definitely alive.

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • G George K
                    6 Feb 2024, 01:03

                    Q: If you could have sex with a celebrity, dead or alive, which would it be?

                    A: Alive. Definitely alive.

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                    Mik
                    wrote on 6 Feb 2024, 01:30 last edited by
                    #1260

                    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    Q: If you could have sex with a celebrity, dead or alive, which would it be?

                    A: Alive. Definitely alive.

                    🤣🤣🤣

                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      George K
                      wrote on 7 Feb 2024, 13:56 last edited by
                      #1261

                      Just landed a date with a girl from Thailand!

                      Hope I don't end up blowing It.

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 7 Feb 2024, 19:13 last edited by jon-nyc 2 Jul 2024, 19:14
                        #1262

                        New £20 is out.

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                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          George K
                          wrote on 7 Feb 2024, 22:27 last edited by
                          #1263

                          What do nine out of ten people enjoy?

                          ***NSFW content***

                          click to show

                          Gang rape.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            7 Feb 2024, 22:27

                            What do nine out of ten people enjoy?

                            ***NSFW content***

                            click to show

                            Gang rape.

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                            LuFins Dad
                            wrote on 7 Feb 2024, 23:14 last edited by
                            #1264

                            @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            What do nine out of ten people enjoy?

                            ***NSFW content***

                            click to show

                            Gang rape.

                            You owe me cheap Irish whiskey at a high end restaurant price…

                            The Brad

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                              George K
                              wrote on 8 Feb 2024, 12:13 last edited by
                              #1265

                              A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB

                              That's a lot of information to swallow.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 8 Feb 2024, 14:01 last edited by jon-nyc 2 Aug 2024, 15:07
                                #1266

                                AWS got nothin on aqua’s sister when it comes to storing massive amounts of other people’s data.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 8 Feb 2024, 15:05 last edited by
                                  #1267

                                  108d3954-2de7-40fc-ad03-725a2e0b530a.jpeg

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 9 Feb 2024, 02:02 last edited by
                                    #1268

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      bachophile
                                      wrote on 10 Feb 2024, 06:07 last edited by
                                      #1269

                                      https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/09/style/smart-sex-toys-data.html

                                      ill just copy paste the pertinent parts for those without a nytimes subscription

                                      and i thought occasionally checking my garmin watch for my health stats was too obsessive

                                      Can you optimize an orgasm?

                                      After Melissa, a 35-year-old event planner living in Chicago, masturbates, she sometimes studies a chart that resembles the output of a heart rate monitor or that of a seismograph capturing an earthquake.

                                      The data is generated by her vibrator, the Lioness, which measures her arousal and uploads information about her orgasm patterns to the company’s app. The sensors embedded in the toy track her pelvic floor movements. With each involuntary squeeze and release of her pelvic floor muscles, the app displays a graph showing her rhythmic pattern in a series of peaks and valleys. She typically uses it in tandem with her other clitoral stimulating vibrators, so that she can compare the orgasms she experiences with each one.

                                      “I use it just as a data collection dildo, essentially,” said Melissa, who asked to be identified only by her first name because of privacy concerns. Besides the Lioness, she doesn’t own any wearable activity trackers, like the popular Apple Watch or Fitbit, but she says she likes “to have quantifiable information when I’m learning things.”

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                                        10 Feb 2024, 06:07

                                        https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/09/style/smart-sex-toys-data.html

                                        ill just copy paste the pertinent parts for those without a nytimes subscription

                                        and i thought occasionally checking my garmin watch for my health stats was too obsessive

                                        Can you optimize an orgasm?

                                        After Melissa, a 35-year-old event planner living in Chicago, masturbates, she sometimes studies a chart that resembles the output of a heart rate monitor or that of a seismograph capturing an earthquake.

                                        The data is generated by her vibrator, the Lioness, which measures her arousal and uploads information about her orgasm patterns to the company’s app. The sensors embedded in the toy track her pelvic floor movements. With each involuntary squeeze and release of her pelvic floor muscles, the app displays a graph showing her rhythmic pattern in a series of peaks and valleys. She typically uses it in tandem with her other clitoral stimulating vibrators, so that she can compare the orgasms she experiences with each one.

                                        “I use it just as a data collection dildo, essentially,” said Melissa, who asked to be identified only by her first name because of privacy concerns. Besides the Lioness, she doesn’t own any wearable activity trackers, like the popular Apple Watch or Fitbit, but she says she likes “to have quantifiable information when I’m learning things.”

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 10 Feb 2024, 13:26 last edited by
                                        #1270

                                        @bachophile I wonder if she has tried a banana.

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 11 Feb 2024, 02:19 last edited by
                                          #1271

                                          GGAE6iEWoAApDFB.jpeg

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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