The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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Q: If you could have sex with a celebrity, dead or alive, which would it be?
A: Alive. Definitely alive.
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Q: If you could have sex with a celebrity, dead or alive, which would it be?
A: Alive. Definitely alive.
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@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What do nine out of ten people enjoy?
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click to showYou owe me cheap Irish whiskey at a high end restaurant price…
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A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB
That's a lot of information to swallow.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/09/style/smart-sex-toys-data.html
ill just copy paste the pertinent parts for those without a nytimes subscription
and i thought occasionally checking my garmin watch for my health stats was too obsessive
Can you optimize an orgasm?
After Melissa, a 35-year-old event planner living in Chicago, masturbates, she sometimes studies a chart that resembles the output of a heart rate monitor or that of a seismograph capturing an earthquake.
The data is generated by her vibrator, the Lioness, which measures her arousal and uploads information about her orgasm patterns to the company’s app. The sensors embedded in the toy track her pelvic floor movements. With each involuntary squeeze and release of her pelvic floor muscles, the app displays a graph showing her rhythmic pattern in a series of peaks and valleys. She typically uses it in tandem with her other clitoral stimulating vibrators, so that she can compare the orgasms she experiences with each one.
“I use it just as a data collection dildo, essentially,” said Melissa, who asked to be identified only by her first name because of privacy concerns. Besides the Lioness, she doesn’t own any wearable activity trackers, like the popular Apple Watch or Fitbit, but she says she likes “to have quantifiable information when I’m learning things.”
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https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/09/style/smart-sex-toys-data.html
ill just copy paste the pertinent parts for those without a nytimes subscription
and i thought occasionally checking my garmin watch for my health stats was too obsessive
Can you optimize an orgasm?
After Melissa, a 35-year-old event planner living in Chicago, masturbates, she sometimes studies a chart that resembles the output of a heart rate monitor or that of a seismograph capturing an earthquake.
The data is generated by her vibrator, the Lioness, which measures her arousal and uploads information about her orgasm patterns to the company’s app. The sensors embedded in the toy track her pelvic floor movements. With each involuntary squeeze and release of her pelvic floor muscles, the app displays a graph showing her rhythmic pattern in a series of peaks and valleys. She typically uses it in tandem with her other clitoral stimulating vibrators, so that she can compare the orgasms she experiences with each one.
“I use it just as a data collection dildo, essentially,” said Melissa, who asked to be identified only by her first name because of privacy concerns. Besides the Lioness, she doesn’t own any wearable activity trackers, like the popular Apple Watch or Fitbit, but she says she likes “to have quantifiable information when I’m learning things.”
@bachophile I wonder if she has tried a banana.
