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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • MikM Offline
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    Mik
    wrote on last edited by
    #1251

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    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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    • jon-nycJ Online
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      jon-nyc
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      #1252

      Solid advice.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • bachophileB Offline
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        bachophile
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        #1253

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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
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          #1254

          Link to video

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            George K
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            #1255

            422289574_1353790942684079_5946910249337651223_n.jpg

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • George KG Offline
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              George K
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              #1256

              Best crop, ever.

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • George KG Offline
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                George K
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                #1257

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • George KG Offline
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                  George K
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #1258

                  425467167_695198549456269_589646496541646239_n.jpg

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • George KG Offline
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                    George K
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                    #1259

                    Q: If you could have sex with a celebrity, dead or alive, which would it be?

                    A: Alive. Definitely alive.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • George KG George K

                      Q: If you could have sex with a celebrity, dead or alive, which would it be?

                      A: Alive. Definitely alive.

                      MikM Offline
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                      #1260

                      @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      Q: If you could have sex with a celebrity, dead or alive, which would it be?

                      A: Alive. Definitely alive.

                      🤣🤣🤣

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      • George KG Offline
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                        George K
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #1261

                        Just landed a date with a girl from Thailand!

                        Hope I don't end up blowing It.

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on last edited by jon-nyc
                          #1262

                          New £20 is out.

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                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          • George KG Offline
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                            George K
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                            #1263

                            What do nine out of ten people enjoy?

                            ***NSFW content***

                            click to show

                            Gang rape.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            • George KG George K

                              What do nine out of ten people enjoy?

                              ***NSFW content***

                              click to show

                              Gang rape.

                              LuFins DadL Offline
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                              LuFins Dad
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #1264

                              @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              What do nine out of ten people enjoy?

                              ***NSFW content***

                              click to show

                              Gang rape.

                              You owe me cheap Irish whiskey at a high end restaurant price…

                              The Brad

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                              • George KG Offline
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                                George K
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #1265

                                A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB

                                That's a lot of information to swallow.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                • jon-nycJ Online
                                  jon-nycJ Online
                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on last edited by jon-nyc
                                  #1266

                                  AWS got nothin on aqua’s sister when it comes to storing massive amounts of other people’s data.

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  • jon-nycJ Online
                                    jon-nycJ Online
                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #1267

                                    108d3954-2de7-40fc-ad03-725a2e0b530a.jpeg

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      George K
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        bachophile
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #1269

                                        https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/09/style/smart-sex-toys-data.html

                                        ill just copy paste the pertinent parts for those without a nytimes subscription

                                        and i thought occasionally checking my garmin watch for my health stats was too obsessive

                                        Can you optimize an orgasm?

                                        After Melissa, a 35-year-old event planner living in Chicago, masturbates, she sometimes studies a chart that resembles the output of a heart rate monitor or that of a seismograph capturing an earthquake.

                                        The data is generated by her vibrator, the Lioness, which measures her arousal and uploads information about her orgasm patterns to the company’s app. The sensors embedded in the toy track her pelvic floor movements. With each involuntary squeeze and release of her pelvic floor muscles, the app displays a graph showing her rhythmic pattern in a series of peaks and valleys. She typically uses it in tandem with her other clitoral stimulating vibrators, so that she can compare the orgasms she experiences with each one.

                                        “I use it just as a data collection dildo, essentially,” said Melissa, who asked to be identified only by her first name because of privacy concerns. Besides the Lioness, she doesn’t own any wearable activity trackers, like the popular Apple Watch or Fitbit, but she says she likes “to have quantifiable information when I’m learning things.”

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                                        • bachophileB bachophile

                                          https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/09/style/smart-sex-toys-data.html

                                          ill just copy paste the pertinent parts for those without a nytimes subscription

                                          and i thought occasionally checking my garmin watch for my health stats was too obsessive

                                          Can you optimize an orgasm?

                                          After Melissa, a 35-year-old event planner living in Chicago, masturbates, she sometimes studies a chart that resembles the output of a heart rate monitor or that of a seismograph capturing an earthquake.

                                          The data is generated by her vibrator, the Lioness, which measures her arousal and uploads information about her orgasm patterns to the company’s app. The sensors embedded in the toy track her pelvic floor movements. With each involuntary squeeze and release of her pelvic floor muscles, the app displays a graph showing her rhythmic pattern in a series of peaks and valleys. She typically uses it in tandem with her other clitoral stimulating vibrators, so that she can compare the orgasms she experiences with each one.

                                          “I use it just as a data collection dildo, essentially,” said Melissa, who asked to be identified only by her first name because of privacy concerns. Besides the Lioness, she doesn’t own any wearable activity trackers, like the popular Apple Watch or Fitbit, but she says she likes “to have quantifiable information when I’m learning things.”

                                          George KG Offline
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                                          George K
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #1270

                                          @bachophile I wonder if she has tried a banana.

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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