Fat people suck
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I'm surprised you don't fly first class
I was only joking
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster cannot help you now. (She’s sitting next to you).
I knew about foxholes, but did not know there were no atheists in middle seats.
"The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil
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I'm surprised you don't fly first class
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@jon-nyc said in Fat people suck:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Fat people suck:
I'm surprised you don't fly first class
Business was booked
Go private?
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster cannot help you now. (She’s sitting next to you).
I knew about foxholes, but did not know there were no atheists in middle seats.
@Mik said in Fat people suck:
I knew about foxholes, but did not know there were no atheists in middle seats.
Time to pour more coffee.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster cannot help you now. (She’s sitting next to you).
I knew about foxholes, but did not know there were no atheists in middle seats.
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@Axtremus said in Fat people suck:
You should have taken a bus or carpooled.
Smaller carbon footprint that way too.Train is almost as low as but, but MUCH more comfy....
Taking a train instead of a car for medium-length distances would cut your emissions by around 80%.4 Using a train instead of a domestic flight would reduce your emissions by around 86%.5
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@Axtremus said in Fat people suck:
You should have taken a bus or carpooled.
Smaller carbon footprint that way too.Train is almost as low as but, but MUCH more comfy....
Taking a train instead of a car for medium-length distances would cut your emissions by around 80%.4 Using a train instead of a domestic flight would reduce your emissions by around 86%.5
@George-K said in Fat people suck:
@Axtremus said in Fat people suck:
You should have taken a bus or carpooled.
Smaller carbon footprint that way too.Train is almost as low as but, but MUCH more comfy....
Taking a train instead of a car for medium-length distances would cut your emissions by around 80%.4 Using a train instead of a domestic flight would reduce your emissions by around 86%.5
It’s not the plane’s emissions that @jon-nyc is worried about.
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It's a shame Jon's not going to Paris, he could save tons of planet. Less fat people, too, which is ironic because the food's way better.
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@Mik said in Fat people suck:
I knew about foxholes, but did not know there were no atheists in middle seats.
Time to pour more coffee.
@George-K said in Fat people suck:
@Mik said in Fat people suck:
I knew about foxholes, but did not know there were no atheists in middle seats.
Time to pour more coffee.
In fairness I think I'd rather be in a foxhole.
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I was saved. The guy in the aisle (fat guy was by the window) agreed to switch with my girlfriend who was in another row (a story all to itself).
Then my little petite girlfriend took the middle seat and seat real close to me so the guy could spill over with impunity.
By the way, he was a good guy. Forgive my momentary frustration and sizeist comments. Some of my best friends are fat, after all. So I can’t be sizeist.
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@Mik said in Fat people suck:
Ah yes, having a petite squeeze helps in these situations.
Don’t give the airlines any idea, less they start collecting size info upon booking and assigning seats by interleaving sizes.
@Axtremus said in Fat people suck:
@Mik said in Fat people suck:
Ah yes, having a petite squeeze helps in these situations.
less they start
lol
