For the computing history nerds

Klaus

@Axtremus I'm glad you ask. Actually, there is!

Horace

CALCSXA ITA VLOAD # PUSHDOWN 00-26D,28D,30D,32D-36D
28D
STAR
CALL
SMNB
MXV VSL1
NB2NB1
STOVL STAR
HIUNITX
STOVL XNB1
HIUNITY
STOVL YNB1
HIUNITZ
STCALL ZNB1
SXTANG1

omglol what noob wrote that?

omglol

Horace

omg and in that same file there's this:

SXTANG1 VLOAD VXV
ZNB1
STAR
BOV
+1
UNIT BOV
ZNB=S1
STORE PDA # PDA = UNIT(ZNB X S)

	DOT	DCOMP
		XNB1
	STOVL	SINTH		# SIN(SA) = PDA . -XNB
		PDA

	DOT
		YNB1
	STCALL	COSTH		# COS(SA) = PDA . YNB
		ARCTRIG

omglol

Copper

God I loved doing that, absolutely positively loved it.

89th

I bet Apollo 13 was caused by some n00b forgetting a comma on line 257

Axtremus

@Copper said in For the computing history nerds:

God I loved doing that, absolutely positively loved it.

There was a time when a single programmer could know and understand an entire state-of-the-art system, every nuance, every quirk, every last bit of details.

These days, everyone just build on top of third party components and libraries, and few bother to try to understand the entirety of the components or libraries they use.

Axtremus

@Horace said in For the computing history nerds:

CALCSXA ITA VLOAD # PUSHDOWN 00-26D,28D,30D,32D-36D

omglol what noob wrote that?

A noob who thought he could # and “pushdown” a virtual load on Italian women with D-cup sizes, that’s who.

Improviso

@Klaus said in For the computing history nerds:

Note that most of the code was written by a gal, Margaret Hamilton

Broom Code FTW!!!

Axtremus

Murphy's Law, bring your kid to work day, and the Apollo Program, excerpted from an interview with Ms. Hamilton by The Guardian's Zoë Corbyn:

Often in the evening or at weekends I would bring my young daughter, Lauren, into work with me. One day, she was with me when I was doing a simulation of a mission to the moon. She liked to imitate me – playing astronaut. She started hitting keys and all of a sudden, the simulation started. Then she pressed other keys and the simulation crashed. She had selected a program which was supposed to be run prior to launch – when she was already “on the way” to the moon. The computer had so little space, it had wiped the navigation data taking her to the moon. I thought: my God – this could inadvertently happen in a real mission. I suggested a program change to prevent a prelaunch program being selected during flight. But the higher-ups at MIT and Nasa said the astronauts were too well trained to make such a mistake. Midcourse on the very next mission – Apollo 8 – one of the astronauts on board accidentally did exactly what Lauren had done. The Lauren bug! It created much havoc and required the mission to be reconfigured. After that, they let me put the program change in, all right.

89th

Wow!

Klaus

If you are a nerd and have a Unix-ish command line (Mac OS, Linux, ...), check this out:

This will compute the greatest common divisor of two numbers.

dc -e '??[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+p'

Want the infinite stream of prime numbers?

echo '2p3p[dl!d2+s!%0=@l!l^!<#]s#[s/0ds^]s@[p]s&[ddvs^3s!l#x0<&2+l.x]ds.x' | dc

The dc program is one of the oldest tools in the Unix toolbox and the oldest "Unix language" that is still available today. It's a programmable calculator with a rather idiosyncratic but cool syntax.

Aqua Letifer

@Klaus said in For the computing history nerds:

If you are a nerd and have a Unix-ish command line (Mac OS, Linux, ...), check this out:

This will compute the greatest common divisor of two numbers.
dc -e '??[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+p'
Want the infinite stream of prime numbers?
echo '2p3p[dl!d2+s!%0=@l!l^!<#]s#[s/0ds^]s@[p]s&[ddvs^3s!l#x0<&2+l.x]ds.x' | dc
The dc program is one of the oldest tools in the Unix toolbox and the oldest "Unix language" that is still available today. It's a programmable calculator with a rather idiosyncratic but cool syntax.

To the extent that a syntax can be cool—which is to say not at all; that's like saying "this bitchin' thing we got goin' on in the hanging file folder R&D department"—that syntax is about as uncool as Billy Joel.

Klaus

The fact that have no clue what's going on is no indication that the commands and the syntax of dc aren't cool

This is an operational piece of history, which reflects both the engineering considerations and the programming knowledge of its time. You can admire it in the same way one admires, say, the engine of a 1937 Mercedes silver arrow.