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  • HoraceH Offline
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    Horace
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    #3

    And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.

    Education is extremely important.

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    • MikM Offline
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      Mik
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      #4

      Something in your face reminds me of Robert Patrick.

      That looks a lot like the view from our VRBO up in the mountains. It's not on Reuben Road by any chance?

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        Catseye3
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        #5

        Are you sure the cloud isn't laughing at you, Jon?

        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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        • MikM Mik

          Something in your face reminds me of Robert Patrick.

          That looks a lot like the view from our VRBO up in the mountains. It's not on Reuben Road by any chance?

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on last edited by
          #6

          @Mik No we’re west of the city.

          I just looked up Reuben Rd. I would have loved to have been in that area, it’s closer to our friends.

          But I made these plans about a week before we left, so there were fewer options available.

          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
          -Cormac McCarthy

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          • HoraceH Horace

            And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.

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            jon-nyc
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            #7

            @Horace said in St Jon-nyc:

            And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.

            No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.

            "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
            -Cormac McCarthy

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            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

              I’m in Asheville staying at a mountain house. I took a zoom call from the porch and my colleague took a screen shot because he said I had a halo.

              6B248344-D16D-4354-B668-891C39ADDC08.jpeg

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              @jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:

              I’m in Asheville staying at a mountain house. I took a zoom call from the porch and my colleague took a screen shot because he said I had a halo.

              6B248344-D16D-4354-B668-891C39ADDC08.jpeg

              You know, in the original Avengers movie they had a cloud formation like that. Then bad stuff started dropping through it and all hell broke loose...Just sayin'...

              “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

              Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                @Horace said in St Jon-nyc:

                And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.

                No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.

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                jon-nyc
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                #9

                @jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:

                @Horace said in St Jon-nyc:

                And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.

                No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.

                Maybe this belongs in the Great Ejaculation thread.

                "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                -Cormac McCarthy

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                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                  @Mik No we’re west of the city.

                  I just looked up Reuben Rd. I would have loved to have been in that area, it’s closer to our friends.

                  But I made these plans about a week before we left, so there were fewer options available.

                  MikM Offline
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                  Mik
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #10

                  @jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:

                  @Mik No we’re west of the city.

                  I just looked up Reuben Rd. I would have loved to have been in that area, it’s closer to our friends.

                  But I made these plans about a week before we left, so there were fewer options available.

                  It was a bear to find, no pun intended. The roads there are not well marked and can be a bit treacherous to navigate, but it's a really nice place. I'll pm you a link for next time.

                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    Klaus
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                    #11

                    Here's a joke that's almost tailored for @jon-nyc

                    Link to video

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                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                      @Horace said in St Jon-nyc:

                      And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.

                      No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.

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                      Rich
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                      #12

                      @jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:

                      @Horace said in St Jon-nyc:

                      And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.

                      No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.

                      Anyone who believes this is the first time Jon’s masturbated during a budget meeting, raise your hand(s).

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                      • RichR Rich

                        @jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:

                        @Horace said in St Jon-nyc:

                        And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.

                        No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.

                        Anyone who believes this is the first time Jon’s masturbated during a budget meeting, raise your hand(s).

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                        Rich
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                        @Rich said in St Jon-nyc:

                        @jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:

                        @Horace said in St Jon-nyc:

                        And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.

                        No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.

                        Anyone who believes this is the first time Jon’s masturbated during a budget meeting, raise your hand(s).

                        Hm, no takers? Must all be at budget meetings.

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                        • RichR Rich

                          @jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:

                          @Horace said in St Jon-nyc:

                          And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.

                          No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.

                          Anyone who believes this is the first time Jon’s masturbated during a budget meeting, raise your hand(s).

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                          jon-nyc
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                          @Rich said in St Jon-nyc:

                          @jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:

                          @Horace said in St Jon-nyc:

                          And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.

                          No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.

                          Anyone who believes this is the first time Jon’s masturbated during a budget meeting, raise your hand(s).

                          Sorry, I meant masturbate during a budget meeting while in Asheville. That was in fact a first for me.

                          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                          -Cormac McCarthy

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                            Catseye3
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                            Give him a new nick: Halo-Jon Headlights.

                            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                            • Catseye3C Catseye3

                              Give him a new nick: Halo-Jon Headlights.

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                              @Catseye3

                              Okay, that was lame, I admit it, okay?

                              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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