St Jon-nyc
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And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
@Horace said in St Jon-nyc:
And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.
"You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
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I’m in Asheville staying at a mountain house. I took a zoom call from the porch and my colleague took a screen shot because he said I had a halo.
@jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:
I’m in Asheville staying at a mountain house. I took a zoom call from the porch and my colleague took a screen shot because he said I had a halo.
You know, in the original Avengers movie they had a cloud formation like that. Then bad stuff started dropping through it and all hell broke loose...Just sayin'...
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@Horace said in St Jon-nyc:
And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.
@jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:
@Horace said in St Jon-nyc:
And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.
Maybe this belongs in the Great Ejaculation thread.
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@Mik No we’re west of the city.
I just looked up Reuben Rd. I would have loved to have been in that area, it’s closer to our friends.
But I made these plans about a week before we left, so there were fewer options available.
@jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:
@Mik No we’re west of the city.
I just looked up Reuben Rd. I would have loved to have been in that area, it’s closer to our friends.
But I made these plans about a week before we left, so there were fewer options available.
It was a bear to find, no pun intended. The roads there are not well marked and can be a bit treacherous to navigate, but it's a really nice place. I'll pm you a link for next time.
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@Horace said in St Jon-nyc:
And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.
@jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:
@Horace said in St Jon-nyc:
And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.
Anyone who believes this is the first time Jon’s masturbated during a budget meeting, raise your hand(s).
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@jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:
@Horace said in St Jon-nyc:
And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.
Anyone who believes this is the first time Jon’s masturbated during a budget meeting, raise your hand(s).
@Rich said in St Jon-nyc:
@jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:
@Horace said in St Jon-nyc:
And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.
Anyone who believes this is the first time Jon’s masturbated during a budget meeting, raise your hand(s).
Hm, no takers? Must all be at budget meetings.
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@jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:
@Horace said in St Jon-nyc:
And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.
Anyone who believes this is the first time Jon’s masturbated during a budget meeting, raise your hand(s).
@Rich said in St Jon-nyc:
@jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:
@Horace said in St Jon-nyc:
And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.
Anyone who believes this is the first time Jon’s masturbated during a budget meeting, raise your hand(s).
Sorry, I meant masturbate during a budget meeting while in Asheville. That was in fact a first for me.
