St Jon-nyc
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wrote on 6 Aug 2022, 15:36 last edited by
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I’m in Asheville staying at a mountain house. I took a zoom call from the porch and my colleague took a screen shot because he said I had a halo.
wrote on 6 Aug 2022, 15:38 last edited by@jon-nyc Nice... There are worse places to be taking a zoom call...
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wrote on 6 Aug 2022, 16:06 last edited by
And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
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wrote on 6 Aug 2022, 16:15 last edited by Mik 8 Jun 2022, 16:16
Something in your face reminds me of Robert Patrick.
That looks a lot like the view from our VRBO up in the mountains. It's not on Reuben Road by any chance?
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wrote on 6 Aug 2022, 16:17 last edited by
Are you sure the cloud isn't laughing at you, Jon?
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Something in your face reminds me of Robert Patrick.
That looks a lot like the view from our VRBO up in the mountains. It's not on Reuben Road by any chance?
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And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
wrote on 6 Aug 2022, 16:45 last edited by@Horace said in St Jon-nyc:
And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.
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I’m in Asheville staying at a mountain house. I took a zoom call from the porch and my colleague took a screen shot because he said I had a halo.
wrote on 6 Aug 2022, 16:54 last edited by@jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:
I’m in Asheville staying at a mountain house. I took a zoom call from the porch and my colleague took a screen shot because he said I had a halo.
You know, in the original Avengers movie they had a cloud formation like that. Then bad stuff started dropping through it and all hell broke loose...Just sayin'...
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@Horace said in St Jon-nyc:
And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.
wrote on 6 Aug 2022, 17:08 last edited by@jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:
@Horace said in St Jon-nyc:
And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.
Maybe this belongs in the Great Ejaculation thread.
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@Mik No we’re west of the city.
I just looked up Reuben Rd. I would have loved to have been in that area, it’s closer to our friends.
But I made these plans about a week before we left, so there were fewer options available.
wrote on 6 Aug 2022, 17:12 last edited by@jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:
@Mik No we’re west of the city.
I just looked up Reuben Rd. I would have loved to have been in that area, it’s closer to our friends.
But I made these plans about a week before we left, so there were fewer options available.
It was a bear to find, no pun intended. The roads there are not well marked and can be a bit treacherous to navigate, but it's a really nice place. I'll pm you a link for next time.
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wrote on 6 Aug 2022, 19:25 last edited by
Here's a joke that's almost tailored for @jon-nyc
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@Horace said in St Jon-nyc:
And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.
wrote on 6 Aug 2022, 21:49 last edited by@jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:
@Horace said in St Jon-nyc:
And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.
Anyone who believes this is the first time Jon’s masturbated during a budget meeting, raise your hand(s).
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@jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:
@Horace said in St Jon-nyc:
And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.
Anyone who believes this is the first time Jon’s masturbated during a budget meeting, raise your hand(s).
wrote on 6 Aug 2022, 21:54 last edited by@Rich said in St Jon-nyc:
@jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:
@Horace said in St Jon-nyc:
And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.
Anyone who believes this is the first time Jon’s masturbated during a budget meeting, raise your hand(s).
Hm, no takers? Must all be at budget meetings.
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@jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:
@Horace said in St Jon-nyc:
And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.
Anyone who believes this is the first time Jon’s masturbated during a budget meeting, raise your hand(s).
wrote on 6 Aug 2022, 21:56 last edited by@Rich said in St Jon-nyc:
@jon-nyc said in St Jon-nyc:
@Horace said in St Jon-nyc:
And the reason you weren't wearing pants, is that you took them off to give them to a needy person.
No, it was so I could finally check off a bucket list item: masturbate during a budget meeting.
Anyone who believes this is the first time Jon’s masturbated during a budget meeting, raise your hand(s).
Sorry, I meant masturbate during a budget meeting while in Asheville. That was in fact a first for me.
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wrote on 6 Aug 2022, 22:01 last edited by
Give him a new nick: Halo-Jon Headlights.