@brenda The Vulcan Mind Meld is a real thing.

Ok. That’s a plan.

@jon-nyc said in Password managers?: I’ve been using the built in safari one for years. I don’t let it have the passwords to my financial accounts. I’m happy to type them in every time. I do the exact same thing. I use lastpass as well for windows browsers.

@George-K said in We start 'em young around here.: Hold my beer smoke. Link to video Looks overweight and smokes. Lucky if he lives to 20.

@George-K said in Hey Moonbat!: Piling on to what everyone else has said. Don't be a stranger. We're still (mostly) fun here!

@Jolly said in Today's Anecdote: Look, the coolest English prof I had lived in a log cabin, had a PhD from Heidelberg, looked like a leprechaun and once jumped flat-footed onto his desk and acted out the Fool's Soliloquy from memory. You could be another cool dude... I suppose. I likely don't meet the racial, equitable or political qualifications for such a program. But hey, maybe. I have thought about it.

That’s a great idea, Texans love it when New Yorkers tell them how to run their State.

@kluurs said in This is a Piano Forum board after all: I had a friend with a condo at 680 Lake Shore Drive. That building's address used to be 666 Lake Shore Drive. I used to park there. Also, it had the Gold Star Sardine Bar... Sinatra, Barber, Bennett.

That was my first reaction as well, but y'know...

@Jolly said in Word of the Day: Prolix: I thought prolix applied to your sister... It's a smelly ointment. Didn't work, I might add.

That video had a remarkable ending. First a red headed guy meant to seem attractive, then the surprise gay ending. Ahead of its time. But society will never advance far enough to consider red headed males acceptable.

@xenon said in "He loved looking at my body.": @Renauda said in "He loved looking at my body.": Tough crowd here. I thought he was actually trying to be funny with the affected standup comic delivery. I lol'd. The guy is a decent comedian. He actually does have a sense of humor.

Link to video

@Renauda Thanks!

@jon-nyc said in RIP David McCullough: Wow. Love many of his books. RIP. +1 His books were a real treat.

@kluurs said in Today's Bellyache: it is clearly a sign of the times that cookbooks aren't the go to resource they once were. Looking up a recipe for broccoli puree, Google fetched up -- wait for it -- 4,730,000 hits (in .42 seconds, which I don't care who you are, is scary as shit to think about its ownself). Not believing that this actually meant there are 4,730,000 recipes for broccoli puree even on the Internetz, I clicked on page 10 just to see. Sure enough. We got Healthy Broccoli Mashed Potatoes, Pureed Broccoli with Creme Fraiche, Rosemary Broccoli Puree, Butternut Squash and Broccoli Puree with Homemade Rusks, Broccoli Puree Side Dish, Puree of Broccoli Soup, How To Make Broccoli Baby Food, Precious Puree of Potato and Broccoli, Mustard Powder with Broccoli. Then I came upon Quick and Easy Recipes from Williams Sonoma, which since I love me some Williams Sonoma I took a peek to see what they were up to with broccoli puree. But I got sidetracked with these bowls, which being totally a bowl phreak I WANT. [image: 1660025936342-0113bc81-5dc4-4b66-8f64-ebb115760488-image.png] Then I saw this chip and dip bowl just below the bowls and I WANT IT, TOO. [image: 1660025970499-fbfb7e72-cf43-4151-8dd3-19608648ea8d-image.png] It is now 2:30AM and I'm sorry, but this is all you get. Despite the song of ten million crickets or cicadas or whatever the eff they are, I must rest. 4,730,000 recipes for broccoli puree in .42 seconds on top of the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago is just too much, I tell you. I must sleep, to escape the horror-filled speculation of what, God help us all, tomorrow may bring.