That’s awesome

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@George-K said in And you thought the hot coffee suit was crazy.: . . .from the moment it is unopened huh?

I can see both sides of the issue. If it is a routine question easily and quickly answered, no charge. If it requires any sort of medical effort or research, then I could see a nominal charge. But the answer there could just be make an appointment. For instance, MFR just got a prescription for a drug where she is contraindicated by another condition. There shouldn't be any charge for that question. It's a clarification of an order. As a relatively frequent user of MyChart to communicate with my docs' offices, I really don't want to see a charge. And George is right - 95% of the time the SP or PA answers the question.

Apparently it's from a David Sedaris book. But this detective munged it up into a verbal uncanny valley and I love it. The original is more comprehensible, but not so bad that it's good. “If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” ― David Sedaris, Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays

The noise would irritate after a while but boy would it be fun to smoke some hellcat off the line with that thing.

Thank you for making my point.

@Mik said in What terms should be imposed on a defeated Russia?: We can demand all we want. They will tell us to pound sand and we won’t invade Russia to enforce it. True. Any reparations would come from Russian assets custodied abroad.

This has been around for a long, long time. https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-farmers-daughter-assumption-song-single/1567729276 Haven't heard it in years, and it still makes me laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing it and reminding me of it.

What's the difference between China and the U.S.? The Chinese leadership has the control that the US leadership wants.

It’s worth noting that a significant proportion of Cambridge students come from British Public Schools i.e very posh private schools. Those places have long had a bit of a reputation….

As God as my witness….

@taiwan_girl gambling helps redistribute wealth from poor people to rich people. And we all know much rich people love helping poor people, so really it’s a great way to help poor people.

@taiwan_girl said in Speaking of GOP crockpots…: At least if he gets it, hopefully he will give free pillows to his colleagues Like Frankenstein, he risks being killed by his own creation

@LuFins-Dad Sorry, I wasn't very clear. A couple of years ago, the man was caught stealing a bicycle, and the victims caught him and tattooed his forehead with "Im a thief and loser" Come up to the present day, and parts of the tattoo are still there, but he didn't learn. Got caught AGAIN stealing! LOL But, i guess no new tattoo from the victims!!

Well, hang on to your charts, Fred.