Horace, Horace, Horace. . .
You just don't understand the sophistication of me and the Ax. Weren't you paying attention in middle school?
Yeah, he does seem to be ignoring me a bit. Probably because his internet is down, or he can only be online a certain amount of time every day, or maybe the reception is bad downstairs. Or maybe he's out protesting, maybe even looting. Whoa! That's it, for sure. Oh no!!
Ax, have you been looting again??
Didn't you give that up when you stopped beating your doggie??
I'm sure that's it.
Poor little Fido, it was hit and miss for quite a while. And now. . .