@Horace said in Russia’s Constitutional Amendments:
If you were Russian, you could only be engaged to a woman.
That's news to me. I thought if you were Russian, you could only be engaged to serious books, Vodka, and trying to find new windshield wipers for your Lada. Isn't that right, Renauda?
In Russia, you will only be allowed to be engaged to a woman, as long as she can pull a plow, or your Lada. Gay will become acceptable in time, since they no longer make Ladas, and Volgas were too heavy for the average female. I hope you can all tell that my pain meds have kicked in, and it feels so good for the f'n back pain to let up. I'll post again once the pain and depression set in, just so you'll know it's me.