And that picture is from the first inauguration, so the captions don't work.

Im going to guess no. Very few presidents pardoned people on their last day and even fewer pardon on their first.

Take the mechanical umpires from baseball and put them in football. Or maybe let the fans vote on close calls.

"So you can expect me to be pretty stoned at work. It's medically necessary."

Stayed at a hotel in Tuscaloosa a few years ago that had a free happy hour for guests. From 5p until 630p it was Yuengling, chips and salsa. Apparently, there are very few coonasses in Tuscaloosa hotels...

Seen on X: "It’s the Hunt for Red Fart-ober."

I’ll bet D’oh figured out how to fall off the floor once or twice.

@jon-nyc said in 15%: That’s federal prisons only though. Yep. I wonder what the state numbers look like. Some states might not even provide that data…

@jon-nyc Thanks. I will look him up.

"You mess with the bull, you get the horns"

@Jolly said in Good luck fencing this.: Some wealthy person will buy it, if the thieves have the right connections. I agree. I think that there is a pretty big market for these types of things. Rich person has their own "gallery" in their house - stolen artifact goes there Would not be surprised if there was already a buyer even before the steal.

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@jon-nyc said in Race-Based Hiring: Yeah but now we can sick the Civil Rights division of the DoJ on them, subpoena all communications, and fine them on a per-incident basis. And do a handful of corporations too. Then the lawyers and executives will actually shut it down and keep it shut down. You sir, are right.

Nice repertoire That must take hours in front of the mirror

I have a neighbor who has been working on building a cobra for... years. Seems like a fun hobby, but I have other interests, namely golf.

@Mik said in You know those "display doors" at Walgreens?: Clear glass - working fine since 100 AD. QFT!

I don't like the huge 101 classes. Adjuncts are perfectly capable of teaching those. Find some good teachers and limit the class sizes.

@Horace said in Colombia: This is very good PR for the Trump admin. Agreed.

@jon-nyc said in Jeffries - TrumpFail: The levels of autism among Mexican chickens is quite high. Pollo loco, indeed. Not bad.