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Holy crap, that is frigging handy.

You’re not having problems with Twitter today?

If I pitch the TransAcoustic pianos to customers and they say no, can I call them transphobes?

I’m outraged that my TransAcoustic post is not getting more play. That was brilliant, but probably beyond all of you transphobes…

@jon-nyc said in Pride Month starts tomorrow - Which do you dread more?:

Seriously, though, since we’re supposed to be celebrating fags all month it seems appropriate to post daily about him.

I haven’t smoked in 15 years…

@Axtremus said in Pride Month starts tomorrow - Which do you dread more?:

Any pride promotion/sales event where you work?

Sure, 10% Off the TransAcoustic models - https://usa.yamaha.com/products/musical_instruments/pianos/transacoustic/index.html

The TransAcoustic was assigned Acoustic at construction but identifies as digital.

I know Google, Home Depot, Anheuser Busch, Nissan, Comcast and others have dropped their sponsorships of many of the Pride festivals and parades.

All the pride displays or my daily Pride posts?

@Mik said in The impact of AI on jobs:

AI has made my work far more efficient.

May I ask how you use it?

And yet his popularity is still higher than at any point his first term.

I’m standing behind my prediction, he loses the blue wall worst than Kamala.

Oh, he’ll win the larger blue states handily. He might win California 70-30, for instance. But Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Michigan? Not a chance after East Palestine. And as for the economic impact of the tariffs? The fucking labor unions are loving Trump right now. I mean adoring him. It’s so bad in Pittsburgh that the Steelers and Rooneys felt compelled to make Trump an honorary member of the Steelers with his own jersey yesterday. The Rooneys have always been big democrat backers, to the point that Dan Rooney was the Ambassador to Ireland for Obama. For them to do that yesterday points to them feeling compelled…

Also, all those union members chanting and cheering were dead set against the Nippon deal two weeks ago until Trump reversed his course. The economic fallout from the tariffs? All those Union guys will chalk it up to being the necessary medicine to fix things and will vote for whoever Trump points them towards in 28.

Pete would be a massive popular vote winners and would tank the electoral college.

@Mik said in So....:

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger...In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days. "Before I kill you, I grant you three requests. What is your FIRST request?'

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver's ear, and the Horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse. But I will still kill you in two days."
"What is your SECOND request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.

As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde.
She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your LAST request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse...alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,
"Listen Very Carefully!!!
"FOR...THE...LAST...TIME..."
"BRING POSSE"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rode into town after a long and hot ride across the desert. The horses were overheated, so Kemosabe told Tonto to run around the horses to generate a breeze while he went into the tavern to get them all something to drink.

The masked lawman was waiting at the bar for two beers and two buckets of water when a guy came into the bar and yelled “Hey! Is that your white horse out there?” The Lone Ranger replied “Sure is, is there a problem?” The guy responded “No, but you left your Injun running”

Sounds like Glenn is struggling with more than booze…

@jon-nyc said in Hamas attacks Israel:

Not that I know too much about him, but I found this surprising.

Wow. That’s troubling.

@cathys said in Well this happened last weekend....:

Thank you all! It was a beautiful spot but definitely an interesting drive to get there. Very winding road up from Greenville only about 39 miles but was a bit over an hour and half drive time.

That sounds wonderful!

Congratulations!

@Mik said in Interesting:

On a later slide I learned that David Hogg is now a DNC vice chair. Jesus.

How did you miss that? We talked about it here…