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@jon-nyc said in My BFF AI friend:

Ask her to show you her tits. I’m curious how she responds.

I've used Aftershokz for about 5 years, I got them so I could hear traffic while walking the dog. I find they're fine for listening to speech. I don't think same type I have are available now, I spent roughly $100 on them if memory serves.

@Jolly said in Joy in Abstinence:

From The Washington Times Charlie Hurts:

Who hurt Charlie? I'm guessing it was somebody with purple hair.

Are you absolutely sure she's who she says he is? It could be a 60 year old bloke in Rhode Island posting in his underwear.

@jon-nyc said in The Exploding Pagers:

@bachophile

The EF English Proficiency Index puts them below Italy, Spain, and South Korea

https://www.ef.edu/epi/

That's clearly rigged. I mean, leaving off the US is fair enough based on the gibberish a lot of you chaps speak, but where's England? I know plenty of English people who speak it almost as well the Dutch.

Maybe he misunderstood when Trump said he wanted the country to invest in miners.

@89th said in Bezos remarries:

I guess beauty is in the eye of the shareholder, but man if I was that rich I’d go for someone much more naturally attractive.

Are you talking about him or her?

@George-K said in What are you watching now?:

The Silo books were written by Hugh Howey.

Read the books - they're great.

I loved the books, too - I read the whole series very quickly

A really good British crime drama covering solving cold cases. The stories are pretty harrowing, but the whole thing is well acted, with plenty of well known and high quality character actors taking part.

@George-K said in The 25 Most Obnoxious Quotes of 2024:

I noticed that - perhaps there's a reason, LOL?

Culturcidal by John Hawkins

No outrage bait. No namecalling. Just content for conservatives who think our country doesn't get fixed without fixing the culture.

I think the reason may be hidden somewhere in amongst the self-congratulation and unintentional irony.

They only managed to find one stupid thing said by a conservative.

On the positive side, 95% of people who've bought one of these lemons is an asshole

@Renauda said in Government Shutdown -- Winter 2024:

@jon-nyc

Makes me optimistic that there will be enough senate votes to kill Kennedy

Funny how it’s always a Kennedy that gets killed.

Speaking of musical genius...

@jon-nyc said in People are listening to Musk:

Whattabouting jokes is not a good look.

They're ok when you do them.

@jon-nyc said in At 4:47 PM:

The store mix has definitely changed. Some things you prefer to buy in person. Most clothes and all shoes for example.

Also, MD2020.

@George-K said in People are listening to Musk:

@Doctor-Phibes said in People are listening to Musk:

I've often lamented what a shame it is that billionaires don't have more influence in the political process.

The billionaire community frowns upon your shenanigans

@Mik said in People are listening to Musk:

Congress critters too. This is going to be a very interesting administration.

I've often lamented what a shame it is that billionaires don't have more influence in the political process.

@George-K said in "A Diminished Biden":

Funny how we went from "Sharp as ever" to "Diminished" 6 months.

Look on the bright side, the same thing will probably happen to all of us.

I met up with my brother recently, and his outspoken 11-year old daughter said out of the blue, 'Mum said you were looking old'.

I had been about to buy lunch for everybody.

Malls suck. They're dreadful, soul-less places. So is Amazon, obviously, but at least I don't have to drive there and struggle to find a horrible parking lot and eat in the food court with all the other plebs.