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Doctor PhibesD

Doctor Phibes

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  • Nobel Peace Prize Laureate is….
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    @jon-nyc said in Nobel Peace Prize Laureate is….:

    I hope he is truly saddened when he finds out. I hope it reopens all the wounds he has about never being accepted by the cool kids.

    He could still win the Economics Nobel for his innovations involving tariffs.

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  • Better than the alternative
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    You know what I just noticed?

    Megyn Kelly's eyebrows are a different colour than her hair.

    So are mine, as it happens. Something else we have in common.

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  • Beyond the antivaxx stuff MAHA is either banal or fake
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    Yes, but is that due to the pain killers they're given after the totally unnecessary procedure?

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  • AOC lets the inner high schooler out
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    @Horace said in AOC lets the inner high schooler out:

    The plot twist is that he's slightly above average in height. Or so he self-reports.

    In Trump feet?

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  • Nobel Peace Prize Laureate is….
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    If nothing else I'm sure we can all agree that Trump is the moral victor in the fight for the Peace Prize.

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  • Nobel Peace Prize Laureate is….
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    They should give Trump the Nobel for literature for his amazing work of illustrated poetry from 2003. It might just tip him over to admit that he wrote it.

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  • Hamas attacks Israel
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    @Mik said in Hamas attacks Israel:

    Heads will explode if he gets the Nobel.

    Bombs too, ironically enough.

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  • This week in lawfare
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    That takes the "reply all" mistake to a whole new level of incompetence

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  • Hamas attacks Israel
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    These guys started it. Incidentally, after they'd done for Geno they went on to Come on Eileen.

    Link to video

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  • Funny Pics
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    @jon-nyc said in Funny Pics:

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    Now that's what I call a challenging wank.

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  • Shutdown Length
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    @Mik said in Shutdown Length:

    Take a look at CBS.

    Right, they've got a new person promising to be Fair and Balanced. If I remember correctly, Jolly used to say the most objective news on Cable TV was Fox. I think that tells us something about human nature.

    Personally, I think the most objective news is on the BBC, who by some massive coincidence also happen to be slightly left of center and British, just like me.

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  • Shutdown Length
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    @Mik said in Shutdown Length:

    If all he does is move journalism back to presenting facts rather than opinions and propaganda he will have been a very consequential president.

    And to think they said satire was dead.

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  • Shutdown Length
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    @LuFins-Dad said in Shutdown Length:

    By actually paying attention.

    IMHO Trump isn't an anything philosophically. He mostly just has a lot of individual ideas, some of which change from week to week, or even I suspect hour to hour.

    He could suddenly announce he's going to cancel the Green Card program, or he's going to legalize heroin, or he's going to build a massive fuck-off monument in Albuquerque NM paying homage to Randolph Scott, and a bunch of people would nod and say this was exactly what America needs right now.

    IOW, he's all over the place. Whether this is by design or due to an increasing lack of cognitive ability is of course open to the reader.

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  • Saw my first Mamdani shirt
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    I've been told that if I refuse to support either side then that makes me a nihilist.

    The really funny part is that it was intended as an insult.

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  • Speaking of demonic stuff
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    Presumably she doesn't realise that we charge a subscription fee.

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  • Data centers and AI gobbling electricity
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    @Axtremus said in Data centers and AI gobbling electricity:

    Not any crazier than the Dyson Sphere.

    Isn't that a type of vacuum cleaner?

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  • TuCa on AI
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    It's really not been the same for me since he stopped sporting the dickie-bow tie and English tweeds. Back then, you could at least silently and forgivably mouth the word 'twat' some minutes before he started speaking. Now. you have to listen for 15 seconds, which is in itself a chore.

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  • Trumpenomics
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    I'm guessing the one word was actually 'knobhead'.

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  • Wow, LD is right
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    The fact that she can do that and drink a box of wine a day is pretty impressive.

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  • The latest from Julius Geezer
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    @Tom-K said in The latest from Julius Geezer:

    250 years of American History and all they could think of is Trump's face?

    Wait until you see the other side.

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